Thursday, July 26, 2007

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LINDSAY LOHAN SAMANTHA RONSON LESBIAN DJ MAKE OUT AT HOLLYWOOD CLUB!!!!

HERE ARE THE OFFICAL PHOTOS OF SAMANTHA RONSON LESBIAN DJ TO THE STARS & LINDSAY LOHAN MAKING OUT AND KISSING, FIRST SHOWING UP AT CLUB VILLA IN HOLLYWOOD CA AND THEN MAKING OUT TOGETHER! LINDSAY LOHAN & SAMANTHA RONSON MIGHT BE AN ITEM OR JUST TO THROW SOME NEW TWIST INTO LINDSAY'S SAGGING CAREER, BUT YOU WILL SEE HER ON UGLY BETTY, AND CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS OF LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER NEW SQUEEZE OR PUBLIC RELATIONS SCHEME. EITHER WAY LOHAN SEEMS TO BE VERY SEXY KISSING HUGGING NIPPING AND HOLDING SAMANTHA RONSON SPUN HER DJ MAGIC ON LOHAN. PHOTOS ARE HOT ...
Oscar De La Hoya Photos in Drag Bombshell

Oscar de la Hoya is denying that the photos of him with Malana the exotic dancer in a hotel room are real. The photos are faked! She is now at the center of the Oscar de la Hoya bombshell he supposedly posed for in drag.



“I would never want to blackmail him or sell those pictures” said the 22 year old dancer. But the plan over the photos was already in motion in a voice mail that was made public: Malana’s voice is clearly heard on the voice mail. “I can’t believe we did this. This is so stupid because I coulda’ gotten so much more money out of this,” says the frantic female voice that sounds like the dancer. If this is her on the voice mail than she did try and blackmail the Olympic superstar boxer de la Hoya!

The voice babbles on. “What am I going to do now?…What is going to happen to me? But she still says that it really is the boxer in her photos of the fancy dress up. “They are my mementos!” She insists they were not alone and said, “It was like a slumber party with a bunch of girls, but only Oscar de la Hoya happened to be in it!”

Oscar de la Hoya lawyers hired a photo expert who said that the photos are fake and it is not de la Hoya in them! “A woman contacted Mr. de la Hoya and demanded $160,000 dollars but he refused to pay,” said the statement. But Oscar de la Hoya has this to say about the sexy in drag photo session: “I have no reason to make any payoffs to anyone!”

Malana is heard on the voice mail say that Oscar is an idol of America, and she just trashed his image. “Nobody…everybody hates him for doing this,” stated the exotic dancer on the tape. She said that de la Hoya had been friends with her for the last 10 months. The caller on the voice mail goes on to say, “This was not worth it, the price that we’re paying for it. I’m really upset about this! I can’t sleep. I can’t eat. I’m throwing up and I can’t believe I paid to come to you guys. I wish we’d been a lot smarter!” But in an interview today, the petite pretty dancer said “This is not a joking matter and I don’t want to extort anyone for money! But it looks like she tried.

LINDSAY LOHAN SAMANTHA RONSON LESBIAN DJ MAKE OUT AT HOLLYWOOD CLUB!!!!

HERE ARE THE OFFICAL PHOTOS OF SAMANTHA RONSON LESBIAN DJ TO THE STARS & LINDSAY LOHAN MAKING OUT AND KISSING, FIRST SHOWING UP AT CLUB VILLA IN HOLLYWOOD CA AND THEN MAKING OUT TOGETHER! LINDSAY LOHAN & SAMANTHA RONSON MIGHT BE AN ITEM OR JUST TO THROW SOME NEW TWIST INTO LINDSAY'S SAGGING CAREER, BUT YOU WILL SEE HER ON UGLY BETTY, AND CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS OF LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER NEW SQUEEZE OR PUBLIC RELATIONS SCHEME. EITHER WAY LOHAN SEEMS TO BE VERY SEXY KISSING HUGGING NIPPING AND HOLDING SAMANTHA RONSON SPUN HER DJ MAGIC ON LOHAN. PHOTOS ARE HOT ...

BLOGGER QUEEN (NOT PEREZ HILTON) INTRODUCES HERSELF TO THE UNIVERSE AND IT'S FUNNY!
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KIM KASHARDIAN VIDEO CO-STAR RAY J MAY BE CAUSE OF WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!

Whitney Houston's daughter tried to slit her wrists and was taken to a pycho ward for evaluation rather than jail.
Suicide is illegal in most states, but because Whitney is now dating KIM KASHARDIAN's video co star Ray J Leslie Siegel blogger queen hears that Ray J may be the direct cause because Whitney is "all into him now" and not paying much attention to her daughter who has been partying up a storm lately in Atlanta since her parent's divorce. Bad boy Bobby Brown is worried and trying to spend more time with his daughter Bobbi who is very disturbed, but wouldn't anyone be upset if their mother's boyfriend is co starring with KIM KASHARDIAN in her sexy video and Ray J is on the cover in front of the biggest video store in North Hollywood CA where everyone sees Ray J and KIM KASHARDIAN's names side by side together on a huge poster advertising KIM KASHARDIAN's very sexy video and KIM KASHARDIAN's show which is renewed and playing on E!

JONATHAN BAKER LEADS THE PACK OF TV GUIDE’S TOP TEN ALL TIME REALITY VILLIANS

Reality Royalty / Reality Expert And Reality Star Jonathan Baker (“Amazing Race / Girls Next Door ”) Comes In At Number Two As Memorable Reality Villains You Won't Ever Forget!

Los Angeles, June (xx), 2008—The current issue of TV Guide (www.tvguide.com) names the top ten villains of reality television and reality fans will not be surprised to see Jonathan Baker coming in at number two, following Omarosa from “The Apprentice”. Since he first raced into the reality scene on the groundbreaking five-time Emmy Award winning series CBS “Amazing Race 6” with his wife ( Playboy Playmate) and artist www.VictoriaFuller.net , Jonathan has gone on to become a reality guru with his popular radio show (www.realityminute.com). Fans of “Amazing Race 6” (www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race6/) tuned in each week to see just how competitive and colorful Jonathan was going to get and as TV Guide states, for his “legendary fights with Victoria .” One million emails poured into CBS after Jonathan and Victoria heated up the series in 2005.

“Reality Villains make for awesome television,” states Baker. “And year after year they take TV to a new dimension because people can relate to them and their drama and conflicts. Love them or hate them, it is the villains who stir the pot and shake up a series despite their mistakes or missteps. The editors of reality television certainly do a good job to manipulate this highly charged entertainment. I’m honored to join reality royalty as one of its most memorable villains of all times.”

Jonathan Baker brings his extensive reality expertise to his popular radio show (www.realityminute.com) where each week he has kept reality fans satiated with the latest updates and inside scoop on their favorite reality shows. With extension coverage on the most popular and controversial competitive reality shows including” Girls Next Door “, “Amazing Race”, “Survivor”, and “Big Brother”, Jonathan has a unique vantage point as an expert in competitive reality programming, he knows the reality ropes and brings on the most exciting reality guests to help tell the stories and stir the pot too. Jonathan has also been on popular reality shows including E!’s “The Girls Next Door,” NBC’s “Celebrity/Reality Fear Factor” and Bravo’s “Battle of the Network Reality Stars.”

For comments on the villains of reality television or the latest reality news in general, Jonathan Baker is an expert who will never back down from controversial and exciting press. Please contact: (jonathanbaker@aol.com

You can catch up with Jonathan Baker and popular Playboy Playmate and artist Victoria Fuller on their blog: www.realitymafia.com

For the full story on TV Guide’s Top Ten Villains of Reality, pick up the June 23rd issue available now. Below is the complete list of the villains we love to hate!

Omarosa, The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice
Jonathan Baker, The Amazing Race 6
Jonny Fairplay, Survivor Pearl Island and Survivor Micronesia
Puck, Real World San Francisco
Trish Schneider, The Bachelor 5
Lisa Fernandes, Top Chef 4
Spencer Pratt, The Hills
Wendy Pepper, Project Runway
Ramona Singer, The Real Housewives of New York City
Lisa D’Amato, America ’s Next Top Model 5



BRITNEY SPEARS CRAVING ANOTHER REALITY SHOW MINUS KEVIN FEDERLINE!

Guess What????? That's right, Britney Spears may be getting another one of her reality shows, but this time it's going to concentrate on her come back, her kids and her life now without Kevin Federline in it. Though, Kevin will make appearances for shock value. It's Larry Rudolph her old manager who has suddenely been put back in place by Jamie Spears who is watching Britney's millions. "I am very excited about being on TV," the pop tart said to a friend. "Several production companies are intersted in me and I want a reality show and they are willing to pay me millions," said Britney Spears. On the other hand, her father Jamie is totally against it and says, "Filming my toubled daughter's daily life would make it more difficult for Britney to maintain her hold on her mental stability and sobriety!" But Britney shot back and said to her father, "Dad, I belive a reality show is a 'no-brainer' for me. I can be myself and not have to study all the lines!" Britney's life would be filmed 24/7 and dedicated to her comeback and will be nothing like her first reality show with Kevin Federline called Britney & Kevin: Chaotic!


GETTING STONED WITH TOM CRUISE, NOT!

Recently a bottle of Medical Marijuana was sold to a pot patient at one of those legal Marijuana places in Los Angeles CA where pot is legal with a doctor's note. A patient went in to buy some medicine and noticed that the name of the green medicine is called "TOM CRUISE PURPLE"! It's a very smooth and potent Indica that helps patients focus on healing and stimulates the appetite! The buds are purple in color and resemble another strain of pot the stores call "Purple Erkle" after the character Steve Erkle. Tom Cruise was told that his face is on the medicine bottle that co ops in Los Angeles are selling to patients. Tom Cruise said about the matter, "I am really fuming about this and the fact that medical Marijuana stores are packaging drugs with my photo on it!" It is a known fact that medical pot stores in CA are naming their medicines after celebrity types and other zany things such as: Ass Crack Kush, Mellow Yellow, Durban, True OG Kush, Dank Kush and more.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO RETURN TO CBS "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" SERIES!

Yes, it's true... Just ask Jason Segel, creator of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER on CBS! Britney is going to be back on that show as the receptionist. Jason Segel was at Chateau Marmont also on March 31 and said, "Plans are already in the works for Brintey to return to my CBS series, and she is going to be the lovelorn receptionist," said Segel. The episode was a ratings buster so look for Britney back on the tube soon.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS OUT PARTYING EVEN THOUGH SHE IS PREGGERS!

Teen star Jamie Lynn Spears was in the middle of a fight at a wild party in her town. When 2 kids started a big drunken brawl, Jamie Lynn started screaming and covering her mouth in shock. She had just had her 17th birthday the day before and was out celebrating. So some of her boyfriend's pals were fighting over another girl at the party when the brawl began to get pretty intense and police were called to the residence. There was even a possible sexual assault on a girl there, but sources were unsure. When Jamie Lynn's mother found out she blew a gasket and was in Los Angeles dealing with her other daughter Britney Spears. Jamie Lynn said to her boyfriend Casey, "Why didn't you break it up? They are your friends," but Casey was supposedly so drunk and kept trying to stifle Jamie Lynn up and get the heck out of there fast!

DOG BOUNTY HUNTER CHAPMAN MAY BE SHAMED BUT DOG IS OUT WITH WIFE BETH CAT FIGHTING!

We all know what happened with Dog Chapman Bounty Hunter last year. He was spotted fighting with his wife Beth when they were trying to decide which coffee place to hit ... Starbucks or The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf... Dog wanted Starbucks on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills on March 31st, where they were seen arguing about it. But after a big bru-hah-hah Beth won out over Dog and they went to her choice which goes to show you who wears the pants in that Chapman family! Also, A & E misses Dog Bounty Hunter and ratings so is bringing the Doggie back to the new doghouse! Look for Bounty Hunter in the next few months, but Beth will be wearing the pants again.

KID ROCK CAN'T RECALL LYRICS OF HIS HIT SONG!

It was Karaoke Night at the club Villa in Hollywood CA where Kid Rock and other celebrity types tried their hand at singing. Kid Rock's ego was in place and ready to jump up after a few shots of tequila to sing his hit song "Bawitdaba" ... da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy! Kid Rock was actually not remembering any of the lyrics to the hit, so he shyly called up to the DJ to put on the standard Southern rock song "Sweet Home Alabama" which he sang so well and with so much energy that it seemed he had rehearsed it before going into the plush club that a lot of celebrity types are going to lately. On that same night Jason Taylor Mr. Dancing with the Stars contestant and defensive end for the Miami Dolphins said, "I need to be pretty well oiled before I do this Karaoke thing!" After a few shots, he too jumped up and did a funny duet with another woman. The bartender at Villa said, "I gave Jason free shots just for having the guts and courage to get up there!" Friends of Jason said he was "feeling no pain" that night!



BRITNEY SPEARS MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE OF KEVIN FEDERLINE JAMIE SPEARS LYNN SPEARS!

If Kevin Federline would stop his PR machine guys from roasting poor Britney Spears and saying she is mental, than maybe she will be okay years from now. As long as her father and Kevin Federline are working together, there is NO HOPE for Britney Spears. Can't you see what's happening! They have allowed Kevin Federline to break Britney Spears down. Britney had a spirit that everyone loved, but when she got into his world, he began his breakdown (not breakdance) to her heart and then once he gave her two kids, he turned on her and got a load of PR people, handlers and media hounds to hound her and make up all this mental breakdown thing. Britney is NOT INTO Meth, or heavy drugs. I know this for fact. I also know that Kevin Federline is totally behind this. He was working behind the scenes and got Brit's parents in on it too promising them big bucks and heirs to glean money from! It's so sad that everyone believes Britney Spears is messed up because of herself. She was like a doll thrown into a messy toy closet by a kid named Kevin Federline! Look at the facts, where is Kevin now? Why don't we hear about him? And Charlie Sheen recently said in quote, that he didn't get why Kevin Federline is winning with the custody battles and frankly, Kevin isn't as stupid as we think, especially now that he's dumping lots of cash in hiring pricey lawyers, PR people and handlers, bodyguards and all the fixings of media circus all beamed like a burning laser at Britney Spears. Now look! Kevin has managed to destroy Britney and Dr. Phil too, and brought out how dried out they had to make Britney Spears' dad Jamie, oh Lord, he is such a drunk and they had to dry his butt out! He's a pawn! You will all see that Britney is being messed with by Kevin and only him! She needs to go to a nunnery like in Sound of Music when that woman takes family and hides in abbey and church when Nazi's come!

CHRISTIE PRODY IN ICU NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON ALL OVER AND WHERE WAS OJ SIMPSON?

CHRISTY CHRISTIE PRODY OJ Simpson’s longtime girlfriend has been hospitalized and people are saying OJ Simpson beat the crap out of Prody in a drunken brawl. Authorities were called to Simpson's Miami mansion last week and found Prody unconcious and bleeding with serious head trauma. This is isn't the first time the cops have been to OJ Simpson's and Prody's mansion and frankly how does OJ Simpson get away with this? Here's a rundown! Back in 2000 cops were sent to OJ's after Prody called the them over a drug binge. OJ pointed his finger at Prody and she pointed her finger at him, but no formal charges were ever done. Now Christie Prody lies in ICU at Miami-Dade hospital as authorities try to figure it out. According to Simpson, "Christie ended up on the floor with bruises and cuts on her head from falling down drunk," OJ Simpson said. "We were driving to a gas station Monday night and then when we got back, she was really in bad shape!" Prody and OJ met when she was 24 years old and claimed to be a Nicole Simpson Brown Look a like. They have lived together for almost 7 years, Christie has finally sustained a serious head injury. OJ simpson says that "Man, Christie fell because she was drunk, and I didn't do anything to cause this, and she's been like this before. We went to San Antonio and she was just falling down drunk the whole time," Simpson related. OJ says he has no part in Prody's accident, and as usual, OJ was not placed at the scene. Prody remains in the hospital today!

HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT NAKED AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!

Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his bedroom in New York City's swanky SoHo district with sleeping pills and prescription drugs as well as a rolled up $20 dollar bill that he may have snorted his medication with.

After snorting the drug with the $20 bill Heath Ledger took the pills and just went to sleep peacefully, that is why the Brokeback Mountain star snorted it, so we know Ledger probably crushed up his meds because he thought they were not working. Heath was not sleeping well due to stress from playing The Joker and he was ill, so Ledger snorted it, then took the pills and probably committed suicide after saying that he had trouble sleeping during the making of Batman movie where he plays a very dark Joker character. Also, some very strange photos on his latest movie set of him hanging himself is on the internet now. It all unfolded when Ledger's massage therapist was coming to give Heath Ledger a massage and when Heath's maid went to get him, Heath Ledger was dead with sleeping pills nearby yet another young movie star to be found dead at the tender age of 28! Heath Ledger has one daughter and adored her and his career was on an upswing but Heath Ledger might have been depressed like so many stars do and took his life supposedly. Heath's apartment takes up the whole floor of the glamous building he lived in and at this time Ledger's apartment building is surrounded by people wanting to get a last photo and glimpse of the Brokeback Mountain star!

BRITNEY SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZO BOYFRIEND ADNAN GHALIB NOT?????!!!!!!

Britney Spears reports blogger gossip queen Leslie Siegel is far from dumping her Paparazzo plaything boytoy because as expected Ghalib went to the media and started giving intimate interviews like this one appear on ET tonight!

Everyone knew from Perez Hilton to Leslie Siegel blogger gossip queens that Britney Spears may have had a tiff with her new boyfriend, but would she dump her boyfriend and return him to the masses of photogs right on schedule? Leslie Siegel thinks Britney is being bombarded by Kevin Federline PR machine. But Britney Spears is not a total un smart girl because as soon as her handlers started working on her and whispering in her ear to give Adnan Ghalib the heave ho, just as Kevin Federline decided to mess with Britney and cause all this hoopla over her being an unfit mother, she bounces back and wears an engagement ring and a wedding dress. When someone, reports Leslie Siegel blogger queen continiously tells you that you are stupid and are an unfit mother and you read it in the papers and tabs, than you become what you are told as Britney Spears has been told all her life, even during her Disney days them saying "tell the media that you are a virgin!" So We shall see where Adnan Ghalib and Britney Spears will head. Watch the interview that Ghalib was paid to do, as well as see him raking in money as Kevin Federline has!

ZAC EFRON RUSHED TO EMERGENCY SURGERY FROM SET TO SURGERY!

Zac Efron High School Musical 1 2 and 3 hearthrob was rushed to a hospital from the set of his latest film before High School Musical 3 with intense stomach pains. Zac Efron was filming when he said he didn't feel good, so went to his trailer. People on the set said Zac looked pale and green around the gills, so they sent the set doctor to him, and the doctor realized that Zac Efron needed to get his appendix out ASAP so they called an ambulence just as Zac Efrons Appendex burst. Zac was in a lot of pain but made it to the hospital and went to surgery and Zac is recovering from that ordeal. If Zac had not gone to the hospital he may have died right on the spot so Leslie Siegel blogger queen wishes Zac Efron a speedy recovery!

BRAD RENFRO MOVIE TV CHILD STAR FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOME!

Brad Renfro has been found Tuesday afternoon dead in his apartment of an apparant drug overdose. Brad Renfro once starred in Apt Pupil & The Client with Tom Cruise when he was 12 years old! Renfro had done many other movies and even t.v. stints. Brad Renfro has had run ins with the law over drugs in the past and even did a stint at rehab in 2006. He was found on the floor of his bedroom by friends and Brad Renfro had been apparantly dead for about 5 hours. Brad Renfro was dead because the ones that found Brad Renfro said his finger nail and lips were purple and he was not breathing. Brad's death is listed as drug related and the investigation is pending! Renfro was only 25 years old and funeral arrangements are pending too!

CELEBRITY BABY PHOTOS ALL THE RAGE IN 2008

Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony's baby photo will be worth over 1 million dollars when they sell it to the press. Baby photos are the rage for 2008 with many star childs going for millions if not more in endorsements and print media. But many stars jumped to the gun after giving birth by giving photos out free and donating the funds as Brad Pitt and Anglie Jolie did! But Dannielynn Anna Nicole's poor baby born addicted to Methadone will have a few surgeries ahead of her and it is reported that Larry Birkhead doesn't like the cameras and papparazzi hanging around and many star openly at Anna Nicoles little girl and notice Anna Nicoles Smith's little baby has a lazy eye and has some coordination problems that are being dealt with. Everyone asks if the problems with Dannielynn anna nicole smith's baby is that she will need surgery and corrective medicines which may make the baby normal if kept out of the limelight as Larry Birkhead would want. Watch for the big celebrity play dates can you imagine little Suri Cruise playing on the swings with Shiloh Pitt Jolie? We shall see.

RACHEL BILSON MOVING FROM OC TO GQ!

Look for Rachel Bilson on GQ and she is going from the OC to GQ and Bilson is hot hot hot even after OC.

BRITNEY SPEARS AND HER CHURCH NOTE

Britney Spears was seen at The Little Brown Church in Studio City CA placing a prayer note in the pulpit and praying with her papparazzi boyfriend whom Britney Spears seems at ease with since the big upset at her house and what Kevin Federline a.k.a. Bottom Feeder Bin is doing to make her seem crazy. Remember it's Kevin Federline, not Britney causing it all. After the church stop Britney Spears and her friends and boyfriend stopped at Rite Aid and then to lunch down the street. Britney Spears reportedly broke down at the church and was crying. Britney was wearing a lace dress and wrote a note as cameras captured her every move then at 2 pm Britney Spears and boyfriend seek left. Witnesses said Britney was dressed in white and prayed. Spears had a minor meltdown, then walked away facing more questions then on to the restuarant and as for Britney Spears and custody of her kids a big "N O"! All over the country Britney was mentioned by New York Post, CNN Larry King and even the local news stations had their spin on Britney Spears. I think that the thing is that there's so much media and not much room to be normal. Britney is far from over.



KEVIN FEDERLINE HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG FOR BRITNEY SPEARS!

READ THE REAL STORY BEHIND BRITNEY SPEARS BREAKDOWN!!!!!

Kevin Federline has a nickname that is starting to circulate 'BOTTOM FEEDER LAND' where the cows go when the feeding on the good soil is going bad and dry! Kevin Federline or Bottom Feeeder Land is behind all of the upset at Britney Spear's mansion and where Britney went nuts in front of all the cameras and papparazzi! It seemed like Britney was out of her zany young mind and there was word that she was using Meth (speed) which is totally untrue. Another Kevin Federline rumor from Kevin Federline's PR firm people that he hired with Britney's money. Remember that Britney Spears is only 26 years old, and so Kevin Federline can easily manuipulate her as he did to Shar Jackson so Kevin is sly and smart and knows how to 'milk' the system and make the PR go his way (FOR NOW). Kevin Federline was waiting for the call about Britney's meltdown and pretended to be terrified. But he was just putting on an act and was actually putting Britney Spears into a tailspin on purpose Actually whipping Britney into what most tabloids labeled "a psychotic fit of violence!" Britney Spears can't be violent, it's like saying to a sheep to get violent! It's all about getting custody and money for Kevin Federline, he even coaxed Britney into a huge argument that afternoon and bombarded her with calls that he was sending his biggest and meanest bodyguard over to get the kids, and Kevin Federline just kept riling up Britney and leaving message after message that Britney Spears erased out of fear. Kevin Federline had Britney worked up to a frenzy by the time he told the help at Britney's to call the police an fire which they did and from the photos you can see that Britney Spears looks like the one to blame when in reality people are not really seeing the full picture of Kevin (Bottom Feeder Land) Federland knitting his next set of booties for the hollywood hotties! Mark my words, it's a hoax and in the end Britney Spears will prevail!

STEVE IRWIN GIVES WIDOW TERRI IRWIN PERMISSION TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!



Terri Irwin has played the sad widow for over a year now and it was far time for Terri Irwin widow of Steve Irwin to put her guilt away as she begins to live again, meaning making love or having sex with someone besides Steve Irwin so that is what Terri Irwin is doing and to seal the deal Terri Irwin has been reunited with Steve Irwin through famed psychic John Edward who brings families messages from their loved ones in the great beyond. Terri Irwin is a firm believer in this and related "If John Edward says a message has come through from my husband Steve, I won't say go away," reveals the still grieving widow although she does have a secret lover after losing Steve but Terri Irwin felt much guilt so Terri Irwin decided to give John Edward a try and here is the message Steve Irwin sent to his window Terri Irwin about having sex and being with another man "Move on with your life, don't grieve. I am in a happy place now so have sex Terri," claims Terri Irwin after John Edward heard and told Terri Irwin in a private session! Steve Irwin was a firm believer in the supernatural and even claimed he knew he would die suddenly, so now Steve Irwin from the Great Beyond told Terri Irwin his widow that it "is okay to have sex again!" He will always love her and she him.



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ERIK ESTRADA'S 20 YEAR OLD SON GOES BLUE LIGHT ON JET BLUE!

Brandon Estrada, the son of CHIPS TV star Erik Estrada was taken away in handcuffs of an airliner that had to make an emergency landing because Brandon Estrada was delusional due to depression and very high tension. USC Student Brandon boarded the plane and the flight took off, but during the flight Brandon Estrada had an "episode" and saw another pilot sitting with the passengers and thought that the plane was flying on autopilot. He got up and tried to open the plane door thinking that it was a simulator flight, until another passenger Joe Corder stopped him and screamed for help from two flight attendants who mangaged with other passengers to stop Brandon Estrada from entering the cockpit or opening the door in flight! Brandon was screaming and ranting that the plane was flying by itself and had a breakdown in flight. "Who is flying the plane?" Brandon Estrada asked two flight attendants in back. The two told him that the plane was being flown by two pilots and not to worry. Brandon Estrada did not believe them and started to get out of hand on the flight. After the plane made the emergency landing in Oklahoma Brandon was taken away in handcuffs. Later Erik Estrada said, "My son Brandon has been seeing a USC psychiatrist for stress problems and was recently prescribed medication for stress and depression." The 1970's star said "sorry" about it and that his son was attending USC in Los Angeles.

KIM KASHARDIAN HATES GOSSIP!!

KIM KASHARDIAN Reality TV star sex-tape starlet doesn't do interviews with celebrity bloggers! Who would've thought that KIM KASHARDIAN would pull that after Kim became famous by bloggers to begin with and KIM KASHARDIAN is now too cool to speak with them! Leslie Siegel celebrity blogger heard someone in the know say, "KIM KASHARDIAN doesn't really do interviews with gossip bloggers!" Kim doesn't want to talk gossip because she is gossip, and has her E! Network reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and it's been doing great in ratings and Kim Kashardian has a nice gash as many men and women who have been with Kim Kashardian sexually will tell you. Kim Kashardian will be the next PARIS HILTON whom you can see on the toilet on my blogs so watch Kim Kashardian become a new Nicole Ritchie and Kim Kashardian shaves her pussy hair say some fans!

BRODY JENNER was seen December 10th at HYDE in Los Angeles California and guess who was making the moves on Brody Jenner It was AUDRINA PATRIDGE acgress from the t.v. series "The Hills"! Brody Jenner was getting the moves being put on him by Audrina Patridge and it was just like the real t.v. show because BRODY JENNER is the ex boyfriend of LAUREN CONRAD who is best friends with AUDRINA! BRODY JENNER was all sexed out over Audrina and they played cat and mouse at Hyde all night, then played Hide and seek, and who knows what else.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND is staying at THE GLENDALE JAIL in GLENDALE CA same city that "LOCKED UNIVERSE COUNTY JAIL STORY WAS WRITTEN" http://lockeduniversecountyjail.blogspot.com to read what Kiefer is going through, but they say it's easy at the Glendale Jail and Sutherland is putting in time there early so he can get back to his show. He does laundry of the homeless people staying in the cells and cooks for other inmates. He's keeping a good attitude so he can do his whole sentence at the Glendale Jail, where it is easier and lighter than TWIN TOWERS COUNTY JAIL where some unruly ones are sent! One inmate said, "It's so funny to see Mr. 24 actor Sutherland coming in with a chef hat on and serving the meals of the jail!" It's a riot.

ZAC EFRON VANESSA HUDGENS GOT CLOSE AT KATSUYA THEN WHOSE PLACE YOURS OR ZAC'S?

ZAC EFRON and his main squeeze VANESSA HUDGENS were close as two bees making honey at Katsuya in Los Angeles CA last week. Zac Efron was seen munching down with his gorgeous lips the tuna crab cones and ahi tuna sashimi. Vanessa Hudges was gorgeous too and made goo goo eyes at ZAC EFRON her lover all night through the great dinner which ZAC EFRON paid for as they left for more sex.

WINONA RYDER DOES HISSY FIT AFTER PRODUCERS SAY NO TO HER SMOKING ON SET OF STAR TREK!

Winona Ryder is flaming pissed off that she can not smoke on the set of the top super secret set of the new Star Trek Prequel that Winona Ryder plays Spock's mother. She got so upset and was climbing the walls of the set that J.J. Abrams had to take her aside and say, "Look Winona you have to understand how devastating a leak or photos from this movie leaking out!" Leslie Siegel reports that Winona calmed down for the moment trying to comprehend the decision of secrecy for the sake of box-office buzz than most motion pictures. What if it were some big star like Britney Spears who would smoke in her trailer as she did at the Four Seasons Hotel until they kicked her butt out. Leslie Siegel says to Winona Ryder that maybe it is time to quit for good and chew nicotine gum!

JACK BLACK A DAD AGAIN!

Jack Black is a dad again with wife Tanya Haden! Jack Black has bleached his hair blond to look younger as he carried his first son through Hollywood on an outing with his wife, who is part of a triplet of musicians and talented. She's tamed Jack Black whom Leslie Siegel has met a few times and Jack Black is a catch for any woman. Jack Black seems very happy and even looks younger.

JESSICA ALBA's BOYFIREND CASH WARREN CHEATING LIKE TONY PARKER?

Although Jessica Alba is pregnant with Cash Warren's baby, rumors have begun to surface that Cash is not faithful and yet another smashing looking model has claimed that Cash and her have had sex. In the words of Vera Mishina a beautiful model, "I think it is pointless having a baby with Jessica Alba when Cash is cheating on you...If he does it once, he will do it again," said the Russian beauty Mishina. Cash has denied the story, they all do, even Tony Parker. Vera Mishina passed a polygraph test and it goes to show you that any man rich or poor will cheat if the right circumstances arise, or if he is with a beautiful starlet like Alba. But Vera said "He never indicated to me that he was still with Jessica Alba when he and I were together. If Cash had told me I would never have allowed him to sleep with me. I would never have done that to Jessica Alba!" explained Vera Mishina! Leslie Siegel blogger queen says sure Vera, sure sure sure we believe you! But now that Alba is ready to give birth, sexy model Vera says, "If I could speak to Cash, I would tell him that he is lucky that he is back on good terms with Jessica after he cheated on her with me! I'm not bitter. I'd tell him that you have a good person there in Jessica, so respect her and appreaciate her, learn to treat Jessica Alba better!" said Vera. "Vera added, "Jessica Alba deserves that, especially now that she is going to have your baby that is what I would say to Cash!"

ERIK ESTRADA'S 20 YEAR OLD SON GOES BLUE LIGHT ON JET BLUE!

Brandon Estrada, the son of CHIPS TV star Erik Estrada was taken away in handcuffs of an airliner that had to make an emergency landing because Brandon Estrada was delusional due to depression and very high tension. USC Student Brandon boarded the plan and the flight took off, but during the flight Brandon Estrada had an "episode" and saw another pilot sitting with the passengers and thought that the plane was flying on autopilot. He got up and tired to open the plane door thinking that it was a simulator flight, until another passenger Joe Corder stopped him and screamed for help from two flight attendants who mangaged with other passengers to stop Brandon Estrada from entering the cockpit or opening the door in flight! Brandon was screaming and ranting that the plane was flying by itself and had a breakdown in flight. "Who is flying the plane?" Brandon Estrada asked two flight attendants in back. The two told him that the plane was being flown by two pilots and not to worry. Brandon Estrada did not believe them and started to get out of hand on the flight. After the plane made the emergency landing in Oklahoma Brandon was taken away in handcuffs. Later Erik Estrada said, "My son Brandon has been seeing a USC psychiatrist for stress problems and was recently prescribed medication for stress and depression." The 1970's star said "sorry" about it and that his son was attending USC in Los Angeles.

BRITNEY SPEARS SMOKES AT FOUR SEASONS HOTEL!

The Four Seasons Hotel in L.A. was the latest place Britney Spears broke the law. Britney Spears reports Leslie Siegel made other eaters at the elegant hotel of the stars do everything short of throwing a knife and fork at the disgraced mother and singer for actually lighting up a cigarette! Britney smoked and smoked until someone complained and the management said to Britney, "put out the butt, or get out!" So Britney whined her way to the filter then put out the smelly cig.

24 STAR BUYS OUT LEVI JEANS COMPANY BEFORE JAIL STINT!

Kiefer Sutherland was seen buying out a store of his favorite Levi jeans and he was joking that he wanted to have them so that when Sutherland got out of jail after wearing the orange jumpsuit he wanted to make sure he had new fresh jeans for when he got back on the street! It was the very expensive Levi Style 527 and Kiefer will have a lot of think about in his one man cell in jail!

INTERESTING QUOTE BY WILLIAM J. SILVA OF ROWLAND HEIGHTS, CA:

What do Celebrity types want for Christmas in The Wizard Of Oz parellel!

A BRAIN FOR BRITNEY SPEARS A HEART FOR O.J. SIMPSON COURAGE FOR KAYNE WEST
AND A WAY BACK HOME FOR DENNIS QUAID'S TWINS!!!!

BAYWATCH LIFEGUARD BACK IN REHAB AGAIN? AND AGAIN? AND AGAIN?

Can't David Hasselhoff make up his befuddled mind and either drink himself to death and save his family money, or just get chained to a bed at COUNTY USC JAIL WARD until he cries for the liquor he loves so much to get poisoned on twice in one week. His family is up in arms and Pamela Bach is trying to get full custody of her two kids stating that Hasselhoff cannot care for the two girls. Hasselhoff's oldest teenage daughter pleaded with her dad, "Daddy, pleawse don't get drunk again, you are killing yourself!" An intervention may be staged soon.

SIEGFRIED AND ROY ARE COMING BACK AT YOU SOON MORE MAGIC NEW SHOW!

Yes, it is true that SIEGFRIED AND ROY are back together in more ways than one! First off they are kicking off a new magic show with the lions and cats again, plus they've bonded and have fallen in love with each other all over again and Siegfried & Roy are building a new nest to live together in loving bliss. After the accident, it was revealed that SIEGFRIED & ROY weren't close, but then bonded later on after Roy started to recover from the cat mauling! Now it looks like we will see the 2 men that made millions entertaining for years in Vegas.

WORST ACTORS TO WORK WITH DIVA TYPE CELEBRITY LIST

CYBILL SHEPHERD TOTAL DIVA OLD WOMAN
ELLEN POMPEO DIVA 100%
SHARON STONE DESERVES DIVA STATUS
MIKE MYERS SO SURPRISED, MIKE MYERS IS A BITCH!
SANDRA BULOCK 50% LESS THAN MIKE MYERS, BUT A DIVA ALL THE SAME
SHIRLEY MACLAINE DIVA, MACLAINE HAS DIVA EMBEDED LIKE A YOUTUBE FILE!
RUSSELL CROWE REMEMBER THE TELEPHONE WITH THE BELL HOP GUY?

KAYNE WEST MOTHER DIES ON 911 CALL!

You can hear Kayne West's mother dying on a 911 call and the dispatcher at first sounds so un emotional, until even the end he loses his temper with the woman trying to save Danda West. But Danda died November 10th at her home of a heart attack after having a ton of plastic surgery, and you cannot blame Danda's doctor for the incident 100% reports Leslie Siegel, but Danda should have been more careful and just had maybe 2 procedures instead of 4! Money talks, but you can't take it with you! So on Novemaber 10, 2007 Danda West died on the 911 call, and it was difficult to give life saving CPR instructions because of the trauma of it. Danada West's death is from complications of plastic surgery.

Is Pam Anderson "Baywatch Babe" getting divorced already?

Pamela Anderson IS getting divorced reports Leslie Siegel. They both filed in L.A. Superior Court after a record breaking 60 day union, so now Rick Solomon and his wife soon to be ex wife Pamela Anderson will be null and void.

Will Smith sets a new movie record?

You bet Will Smith brought in big bucks in the film I AM LEGEND, which brought in over $100 million and is a knock off of an older film starring Charlton Heston (who has the brain of a 6 year old now, can't imagine that) "Omega Man" from the early 1970's, but maybe even better.

Skinny Survivor cast member stringbean? "I eat whatever I want, some people just hit the genetic lottery," says the skinny Survivor cast member who says she is not sick, just lucky!

HOT LIST

George Clooney
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Teri Hatcher
Patrick Dempsey
Brad & Angie

George and Brad are working toether on "Burn After Reading" new hot movie

EVA LONGORIA'S DREAM HUSBAND TONY PARKER EXCUSED OR ACCUSED OF CHEATING:

A dark haired good looking Eva Longoria model look a like is claiming she and Tony Parker are having a torrid affair and is talking pretty loud about it. Leslie Siegel reports that Tony Parker isn't immune to the sports road trips away from home where when you win, like Tony Parker is winning, and you are HOT like Tony Parker, you will cheat as a man always will, but money and P.R. management covered it all up for Tony Parker and his pretty little model on the side sex queen Hollywood hottie Eva Longoria reports there is "no truth" to the rumor and both Tony Parker and his wife Eva Longoria Parker say that it's "bunk"... By the way, off the cuff Eva Longoria's cousin #1 jazz musician David Longoria doesn't believe that his cousin Eva Longoria is being cheated on. David Longoria who is on Abet Records online label would probably say that his cousin believes in her mate 100%!!!!!

TONY PARKER DENIES CHEATING!

It's like an episode of Desperate Housewives for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker when a beautiful model went on record saying she slept with Tony Parker! Alexandra Paressant said that the two exchanged phone numbers, notes and emails and even met and had sex. Alexandra Paressant a French model says "Tony Parker and I exchanged sexy text messages, and then I slept with him just weeks after he tied the knot to Eva Longoria!" As for the other side of the romance wedding camp friends of Eva and Tony say both are 100% in love and loyal to each other. "They totally trust each other and there has not been any cheating!" Leslie Siegel reports that most who know the couple say "Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are so 'gaga' over each other that there is no room for cheating!" Time will tell.

IKE TURNER IS DEAD!

IKE TURNER was found in his San Diego home not breathing but before that the king of rock was partying and hitting the crack pipe with 2 women, one of who called 911 when Ike Turner went to bed complaining of not feeling well and stopped breathing. Leslie Siegel reports that Ike Turner was married 15 times and he'd had no contact with Tina Turner in over 30 years. He went out like he came in and it looks like he suffered a massive heart attack. Leslie Siegel reports that Ike Turner had developed a few health problems in the last few years and was advised to move to a better climate which he did down in San Diego. Ike Turner was found dead in his home today around 12:00 noon. Funeral arrangements are pending, but Ike Turner was the other half of Tina Turner who accused Ike Turner of abuse during their marriage and career. Tina Turner was not immediately available for comment. He beat Tina Turner and denied it, then recanted and admitted it. In the last few years Ike Turner attempted to write a book called "LOVE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT" by Ike Turner, but it flopped. Ike Turner tried to revive his singing career through the years but only was a "blip" on the radar. He had several managers and once Leslie Siegel had a run in with Ike Turner when he was looking for drugs in Hollywood with Sly and the Family Stone singer. At the time Sly was seeing Leslie Siegel's best friend Arlene and both singers (Ike and Sly) came to her door and tried to break it down. Ike Turner's last few years have been a downhill slide after another failed marriage, but he will be warm down in hell when he gets there. Rest in Peace Ike Turner!

ALEX TREBEK SUFFERS HEART ATTACK TUESDAY!

ALEX TREBEK SUFFER HEART ATTACK TODAY TUESDAY DECEMBER 11, 2007 and was taken to an area hospital. Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Alex Trebek show host of Wheel of Fortune has suffered a heart attack at his home this Tuesday and is in a hospital and family is alerted and at his side now! Letter turner Vanna White has been told as of Tuesday morning when the show host and famous Wheel Of Fortune host suffered his heart attack. More information on the show host can be available on most news outlets online! Here is the latest: “Alex Trebek, host of ‘Jeopardy!,’ has had a minor heart attack. He is resting comfortably in a Los Angeles hospital, and he will be back in the studio for the next scheduled tapings in January.”

ANNA NICOLE SMITH DID THEY EXHUME HER BODY FROM ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S GRAVE IN BERMUDA?

At first Leslie Siegel thought they had dug up poor Anna Nicole Smith's grave to re examine her, but it was just a rumor FOR NOW! Blogger queen reports that Anna Nicole Smith rested peacefully over Thanksgiving and authorities and people working where Anna Nicole Smith is buried, said "no one can get in or out of here without making a scene or being seen," said one employee who asked not to be identified! But in the future, if need be, they will dig up Anna Nicole Smith if it means putting away someone for her murder and it is strange how her bodyguard, big and stroing that he is, also suffered some sickness lately, the curse of Anna Nicole Smith perhaps? He had stress related heart problems and had a mild stroke ... guilt perhaps? We shall see when they may dig up Daniel Smith's grave, tragic son of Anna Nicole Leslie Siegel reports they may dig him up if new evidence surfaces, which it won't! Time will tell.

GOSSIP GIRL CONTEST & PARTY THIS FRIDAY!!

Leslie Siegel reports that ISTHISHAPPENING.com is searching for a woman in Canada, a host of all female hosts a.k.a. Carmen Elektra Pamela Anderson types, and they'll being hosting ISTHISHAPPENING.COM's new webcast on the net. Good Luck to them! If you are in the Toronto Canada area on Friday December 14th near 81 Peter Street in the Boulevard Room, than come in and see this happen. Who knows, maybe Pam Anderson will be there. Or just email to get on the guest list and get FREE COVER & LINE BYPASS as well as hookups inside email: zack@isthishappening.com

SIMPLE PLAN MUSIC BAND USES SELL OUT PEREZ HILTON IN VIDEO!

Rather than using some hot gay guy or hot hollywood hottie Simple Plan used the idiot blogger Perez Hilton for their new music video "When I'm Gone"... Please could you just say I pass on that video! One blogger site said "...the song sucks, and I don't support them anymore... they are no longer "Canadian" in my mind!! Artists need to let the music speak for itself and not have douchebags in their videos to get more press!! I guess I'm just adding to it though by posting the video..." Says one mad Canadian blogger or reader.

NOW BRODY JENNER HAS A SEX TAPE, NOT OR ????

Leslie Siegel Blogger Queen says that rumors have been pouring out of Hollywood Malibu CA that Brody Jenner reality TV reject and son of Bruce Jenner is the latest to have his very own "celebrity sex tape" But this is a rumor and sprung just to make publicity and P.R. for an idiot reality tv star named Brody! But Leslie Siegel did hear from ISTHISHAPPENING.COM who says that they heard from friends of Brody Jenner. "My friends and I," says the girl, "filmed Brody Jenner and the 2 of them engaging in sexual acts during Brody Jenner's visit to Western University in London Ontario about a month ago."

OH MY GOSH, RYAN GOSLING HAS GOT A GIRL!!!!

This new woman of Ryan Gosling ... oh my gosh reports Leslie Siegel, the girl is only 18, but she is said to be one of the hollywood hotties, just another one of Hollywood's hottest girls, so it's no surpirse she's won the heart of Ryan Gosling's "Oh Canada" heart strings of the actor. But recently he'd been linked with Hayden Panettiere and even more recent with Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is now dating 27 year old Ryan!! "I like it when you call me big pappa," she was heard giggling to him! It was no biggie that the 2 were seen kissing and talking over lunch at none other than the hollywood hotspot Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. The source told Leslie Siegel blogger queen that the New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy that the two were "...hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers.”

KIM KASHARDIAN HATES GOSSIP!!

Reality TV star sex-tape starlet Kim Kashardian doesn't do interviews with celebrity bloggers! Who would've thought that the girl who became famous by bloggers to begin with is now too cool to speak with them! Leslie Siegel celebrity blogger heard someone in the know say, "We don't really do interviews with gossip bloggers!" Kim doesn't want to talk gossip because she is gossip, and has her E! Network reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and it's been doing great in ratings....

HOT JENNY McCARTHY MINUS JIM CARREY IN CANADA!

Jenny McCarthy the playboy girlfriend of Jim Carrey was seen strutting her stuff at the KIDSLA Magazine launch party and Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Jenny did not have anything good to say about the American Papparazzi camera shutter bugs following her around even more now that she is close to Jim Carrey! Of course all of us gossip people knew that Jim and Jen finally live together and they get along fantastically and probably crack each other up during orgasms too!

QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Avril Lavigne shocked people at a nightclub by announcing she is copying her new bestfriend Paris Hilton’s famous habit of going pantyless... “I have no underwear on!” Avril screamed as she and Paris hit the dance floor a few nights ago!! It's funny how these two are friends after Paris used to date Avril's new hubby, Deryck Whibley.

ARUBA TEENS RE ARRESTED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Althogh 2 brothers were finally released Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that they are still holding the main suspect Vandersloop, the son. New evidence did surface, but it was said to be insufficient and jumping the gun. Let's face it, if there is no body, there is no solid evidence of a crime. This disappearance of this girl from Nebraska who died supposedly at the hands of these 3 teens 2 years ago will probably never be solved. Again, time will tell, but as time ticks away, the culprits go free!

EVEL KNIEVEL DIES AT 69!

Real life superhero EVEL KNIEVEL has finally passed on to the big motorcycle ride in the sky reports blogger queen Leslie Siegel. He was a real live superhero in some people's eyes, although he had a very dark side as well.

Leslie Siegel remembers Knievel as the caped crusader of the 1970's when baby boomers were little kids. Evel Knievel Leslie Siegel reports could jump with grace and no fear. So while some worried over Watergate Evel was jumping the waters of the Snake River or fountains at the Casino in Las Vegas, part of the 1970's pop culture! The 69 year old motorcycle rider died of complications of diabetes and other medical problems he had been fighting of late, including a liver transplant and old injuries. Knievel is in the Guiness Book of World Records for the most broken bones. Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Knievel told ABC Sports in 1973 "Every time I make a jump, I thank God when it comes down, no matter how far I went!" His real name was Robert Craig Knievel and he gave his real name to his son Robby who is still jumping cycles today as his dad did. He was right up there with Billy Jack, Kwai Chang Caine and The Fonz! Leslie Siegel remembers him in the ranks of Muhammad Ali, Six Million Dollar Man and other heroes of the 1970's!

Evel Knievel will be remembered not only for his motorcycle jumping, but a slew of toys put out of him during the early to late 1970's. Action figures, model kits, Super Jet Cycles are just a few of the 300 million industry toys Evel represented. Every kid wanted the stunt cycle.

He made a ton of cash for his jumping stunts including $1 million for the double decker buses at London's Wembley Stadium; $6 million for the Idaho Snake River fiasco and other stunts that netted the stunt man millions!

Knievel had his way of entering the arena in his signature white spangled jumpsuit like the American Flag, his cape blowing in the upwind, and a big production was made, sometimes playing the old Rocky tune thru the PA System. His helmut in place and a smile on his face, he'd jump anything that wasn't nailed down ... buses, cars, fountains, people and the show was never a let down even if he did crash and roll off the platform. He labeled himself a profesional death-defier and jumped the famous water fountains at Caesar's Palace but landed in a coma instead!

He will live on forever as VIVA KNIEVEL!

JULIA ROBERTS BLASTS FLASH HOUNDS AND PAPPARAZZI!

LA, CA --- Veteran actress Julia Roberts stopped the presses this week as she walked up to a camera hound whom she claimed was endangering her children. She wasn't smiling her trademark smile we all know as Julia, but she explained about her feelings for her confrontation with the paparazzi and she didn't have anything good to say about them!

Leslie Siegel reports Julia Roberts said “I think there needs to be some kind of line drawn in the sand with everybody as grown-up people who can fight our own fights,” Julia said. “I don’t think the magazines, the newspapers should show celebrities’ children.” Leslie Siegel noticed that Julia Roberts has always been protective over her children, even as she confronted the photog in front of her children's school Friday! Julia Roberts eneded up chasing the photographer downt he street in her SUV and he finally pulled over. Leslie Siegel asks that you check out the footage here of Julia Robert and the confrontation with the photographer. It shows the actress chasing after the man in her vehicle. Leslie Siegel says that Julia Roberts confronted the celebrity photographer and said, “Turn it of . . .. I want to talk to you about the fact that you’re at a school where children go. Turn it off!” FOOTNOTE: Leslie Siegel's cousin Alex Hyde White did have a role in the Julia Roberts hit "PRETTY WOMAN" where Alex Hyde White cousin to Leslie Siegel played a rich son of a rich dad that loves Julia Roberts' character as much as Richard Gere's character!

Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Julia Roberts explained simply what happened when the camera was turned off “I just told him a school is not a place for a grown man to be crawling around trying to take pictures! Because, it’s not where you come to take pictures of me. And he’s looking like a pedophile, so somebody is going to call the police on him and land him in jail. If you want to take a picture of a person, then go to an adult place. Go to the coffee shop, go to the grocery store, go to the restaurant. Don’t stake out someone’s children’s church, school or playground environment.”

BLOGGER QUEEN (NOT PEREZ HILTON) INTRODUCES HERSELF TO THE UNIVERSE AND IT'S FUNNY!
GOSSIP GIRL WORLDWIDE CELEBRITY GOSSIP!

KIM KASHARDIAN VIDEO CO-STAR RAY J MAY BE CAUSE OF WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!

Whitney Houston's daughter tried to slit her wrists and was taken to a pycho ward for evaluation rather than jail.
Suicide is illegal in most states, but because Whitney is now dating KIM KASHARDIAN's video co star Ray J Leslie Siegel blogger queen hears that Ray J may be the direct cause because Whitney is "all into him now" and not paying much attention to her daughter who has been partying up a storm lately in Atlanta since her parent's divorce. Bad boy Bobby Brown is worried and trying to spend more time with his daughter Bobbi who is very disturbed, but wouldn't anyone be upset if their mother's boyfriend is co starring with KIM KASHARDIAN in her sexy video and Ray J is on the cover in front of the biggest video store in North Hollywood CA where everyone sees Ray J and KIM KASHARDIAN's names side by side together on a huge poster advertising KIM KASHARDIAN's very sexy video and KIM KASHARDIAN's show which is renewed and playing on E!


JONATHAN BAKER LEADS THE PACK OF TV GUIDE’S TOP TEN ALL TIME REALITY VILLIANS

Reality Royalty / Reality Expert And Reality Star Jonathan Baker (“Amazing Race / Girls Next Door ”) Comes In At Number Two As Memorable Reality Villains You Won't Ever Forget!

Los Angeles, June (xx), 2008—The current issue of TV Guide (www.tvguide.com) names the top ten villains of reality television and reality fans will not be surprised to see Jonathan Baker coming in at number two, following Omarosa from “The Apprentice”. Since he first raced into the reality scene on the groundbreaking five-time Emmy Award winning series CBS “Amazing Race 6” with his wife ( Playboy Playmate) and artist www.VictoriaFuller.net , Jonathan has gone on to become a reality guru with his popular radio show (www.realityminute.com). Fans of “Amazing Race 6” (www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race6/) tuned in each week to see just how competitive and colorful Jonathan was going to get and as TV Guide states, for his “legendary fights with Victoria .” One million emails poured into CBS after Jonathan and Victoria heated up the series in 2005.

“Reality Villains make for awesome television,” states Baker. “And year after year they take TV to a new dimension because people can relate to them and their drama and conflicts. Love them or hate them, it is the villains who stir the pot and shake up a series despite their mistakes or missteps. The editors of reality television certainly do a good job to manipulate this highly charged entertainment. I’m honored to join reality royalty as one of its most memorable villains of all times.”

Jonathan Baker brings his extensive reality expertise to his popular radio show (www.realityminute.com) where each week he has kept reality fans satiated with the latest updates and inside scoop on their favorite reality shows. With extension coverage on the most popular and controversial competitive reality shows including” Girls Next Door “, “Amazing Race”, “Survivor”, and “Big Brother”, Jonathan has a unique vantage point as an expert in competitive reality programming, he knows the reality ropes and brings on the most exciting reality guests to help tell the stories and stir the pot too. Jonathan has also been on popular reality shows including E!’s “The Girls Next Door,” NBC’s “Celebrity/Reality Fear Factor” and Bravo’s “Battle of the Network Reality Stars.”

For comments on the villains of reality television or the latest reality news in general, Jonathan Baker is an expert who will never back down from controversial and exciting press. Please contact: (jonathanbaker@aol.com

You can catch up with Jonathan Baker and popular Playboy Playmate and artist Victoria Fuller on their blog: www.realitymafia.com

For the full story on TV Guide’s Top Ten Villains of Reality, pick up the June 23rd issue available now. Below is the complete list of the villains we love to hate!

Omarosa, The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice
Jonathan Baker, The Amazing Race 6
Jonny Fairplay, Survivor Pearl Island and Survivor Micronesia
Puck, Real World San Francisco
Trish Schneider, The Bachelor 5
Lisa Fernandes, Top Chef 4
Spencer Pratt, The Hills
Wendy Pepper, Project Runway
Ramona Singer, The Real Housewives of New York City
Lisa D’Amato, America ’s Next Top Model 5

BRITNEY SPEARS CRAVING ANOTHER REALITY SHOW MINUS KEVIN FEDERLINE!

Guess What????? That's right, Britney Spears may be getting another one of her reality shows, but this time it's going to concentrate on her come back, her kids and her life now without Kevin Federline in it. Though, Kevin will make appearances for shock value. It's Larry Rudolph her old manager who has suddenely been put back in place by Jamie Spears who is watching Britney's millions. "I am very excited about being on TV," the pop tart said to a friend. "Several production companies are intersted in me and I want a reality show and they are willing to pay me millions," said Britney Spears. On the other hand, her father Jamie is totally against it and says, "Filming my toubled daughter's daily life would make it more difficult for Britney to maintain her hold on her mental stability and sobriety!" But Britney shot back and said to her father, "Dad, I belive a reality show is a 'no-brainer' for me. I can be myself and not have to study all the lines!" Britney's life would be filmed 24/7 and dedicated to her comeback and will be nothing like her first reality show with Kevin Federline called Britney & Kevin: Chaotic!


GETTING STONED WITH TOM CRUISE, NOT!

Recently a bottle of Medical Marijuana was sold to a pot patient at one of those legal Marijuana places in Los Angeles CA where pot is legal with a doctor's note. A patient went in to buy some medicine and noticed that the name of the green medicine is called "TOM CRUISE PURPLE"! It's a very smooth and potent Indica that helps patients focus on healing and stimulates the appetite! The buds are purple in color and resemble another strain of pot the stores call "Purple Erkle" after the character Steve Erkle. Tom Cruise was told that his face is on the medicine bottle that co ops in Los Angeles are selling to patients. Tom Cruise said about the matter, "I am really fuming about this and the fact that medical Marijuana stores are packaging drugs with my photo on it!" It is a known fact that medical pot stores in CA are naming their medicines after celebrity types and other zany things such as: Ass Crack Kush, Mellow Yellow, Durban, True OG Kush, Dank Kush and more.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO RETURN TO CBS "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" SERIES!

Yes, it's true... Just ask Jason Segel, creator of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER on CBS! Britney is going to be back on that show as the receptionist. Jason Segel was at Chateau Marmont also on March 31 and said, "Plans are already in the works for Brintey to return to my CBS series, and she is going to be the lovelorn receptionist," said Segel. The episode was a ratings buster so look for Britney back on the tube soon.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS OUT PARTYING EVEN THOUGH SHE IS PREGGERS!

Teen star Jamie Lynn Spears was in the middle of a fight at a wild party in her town. When 2 kids started a big drunken brawl, Jamie Lynn started screaming and covering her mouth in shock. She had just had her 17th birthday the day before and was out celebrating. So some of her boyfriend's pals were fighting over another girl at the party when the brawl began to get pretty intense and police were called to the residence. There was even a possible sexual assault on a girl there, but sources were unsure. When Jamie Lynn's mother found out she blew a gasket and was in Los Angeles dealing with her other daughter Britney Spears. Jamie Lynn said to her boyfriend Casey, "Why didn't you break it up? They are your friends," but Casey was supposedly so drunk and kept trying to stifle Jamie Lynn up and get the heck out of there fast!

DOG BOUNTY HUNTER CHAPMAN MAY BE SHAMED BUT DOG IS OUT WITH WIFE BETH CAT FIGHTING!

We all know what happened with Dog Chapman Bounty Hunter last year. He was spotted fighting with his wife Beth when they were trying to decide which coffee place to hit ... Starbucks or The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf... Dog wanted Starbucks on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills on March 31st, where they were seen arguing about it. But after a big bru-hah-hah Beth won out over Dog and they went to her choice which goes to show you who wears the pants in that Chapman family! Also, A & E misses Dog Bounty Hunter and ratings so is bringing the Doggie back to the new doghouse! Look for Bounty Hunter in the next few months, but Beth will be wearing the pants again.

KID ROCK CAN'T RECALL LYRICS OF HIS HIT SONG!

It was Karaoke Night at the club Villa in Hollywood CA where Kid Rock and other celebrity types tried their hand at singing. Kid Rock's ego was in place and ready to jump up after a few shots of tequila to sing his hit song "Bawitdaba" ... da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy! Kid Rock was actually not remembering any of the lyrics to the hit, so he shyly called up to the DJ to put on the standard Southern rock song "Sweet Home Alabama" which he sang so well and with so much energy that it seemed he had rehearsed it before going into the plush club that a lot of celebrity types are going to lately. On that same night Jason Taylor Mr. Dancing with the Stars contestant and defensive end for the Miami Dolphins said, "I need to be pretty well oiled before I do this Karaoke thing!" After a few shots, he too jumped up and did a funny duet with another woman. The bartender at Villa said, "I gave Jason free shots just for having the guts and courage to get up there!" Friends of Jason said he was "feeling no pain" that night!

BRITNEY SPEARS MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE OF KEVIN FEDERLINE JAMIE SPEARS LYNN SPEARS!

If Kevin Federline would stop his PR machine guys from roasting poor Britney Spears and saying she is mental, than maybe she will be okay years from now. As long as her father and Kevin Federline are working together, there is NO HOPE for Britney Spears. Can't you see what's happening! They have allowed Kevin Federline to break Britney Spears down. Britney had a spirit that everyone loved, but when she got into his world, he began his breakdown (not breakdance) to her heart and then once he gave her two kids, he turned on her and got a load of PR people, handlers and media hounds to hound her and make up all this mental breakdown thing. Britney is NOT INTO Meth, or heavy drugs. I know this for fact. I also know that Kevin Federline is totally behind this. He was working behind the scenes and got Brit's parents in on it too promising them big bucks and heirs to glean money from! It's so sad that everyone believes Britney Spears is messed up because of herself. She was like a doll thrown into a messy toy closet by a kid named Kevin Federline! Look at the facts, where is Kevin now? Why don't we hear about him? And Charlie Sheen recently said in quote, that he didn't get why Kevin Federline is winning with the custody battles and frankly, Kevin isn't as stupid as we think, especially now that he's dumping lots of cash in hiring pricey lawyers, PR people and handlers, bodyguards and all the fixings of media circus all beamed like a burning laser at Britney Spears. Now look! Kevin has managed to destroy Britney and Dr. Phil too, and brought out how dried out they had to make Britney Spears' dad Jamie, oh Lord, he is such a drunk and they had to dry his butt out! He's a pawn! You will all see that Britney is being messed with by Kevin and only him! She needs to go to a nunnery like in Sound of Music when that woman takes family and hides in abbey and church when Nazi's come!


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CHRISTIE PRODY IN ICU NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON ALL OVER AND WHERE WAS OJ SIMPSON?

CHRISTY CHRISTIE PRODY OJ Simpson’s longtime girlfriend has been hospitalized and people are saying OJ Simpson beat the crap out of Prody in a drunken brawl. Authorities were called to Simpson's Miami mansion last week and found Prody unconcious and bleeding with serious head trauma. This is isn't the first time the cops have been to OJ Simpson's and Prody's mansion and frankly how does OJ Simpson get away with this? Here's a rundown! Back in 2000 cops were sent to OJ's after Prody called the them over a drug binge. OJ pointed his finger at Prody and she pointed her finger at him, but no formal charges were ever done. Now Christie Prody lies in ICU at Miami-Dade hospital as authorities try to figure it out. According to Simpson, "Christie ended up on the floor with bruises and cuts on her head from falling down drunk," OJ Simpson said. "We were driving to a gas station Monday night and then when we got back, she was really in bad shape!" Prody and OJ met when she was 24 years old and claimed to be a Nicole Simpson Brown Look a like. They have lived together for almost 7 years, Christie has finally sustained a serious head injury. OJ simpson says that "Man, Christie fell because she was drunk, and I didn't do anything to cause this, and she's been like this before. We went to San Antonio and she was just falling down drunk the whole time," Simpson related. OJ says he has no part in Prody's accident, and as usual, OJ was not placed at the scene. Prody remains in the hospital today!

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HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT NAKED AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!

Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his bedroom in New York City's swanky SoHo district with sleeping pills and prescription drugs as well as a rolled up $20 dollar bill that he may have snorted his medication with with.

After snorting the drugs with the $20 bill Heath Ledger took the pills and just went to sleep peacefully, that is why the Brokeback Mountain star snorted it, so we know it was probably depressed and meds were not working, so Ledger fingured he snorted it, then took the pills and might have committed suicide after saying that he had trouble sleeping during the making of Batman movie where he plays a very dark Joker character. Also, some very strange photos on his latest movie set of him hanging himself is on the internet now. It all unfolded when Ledger's massage therapist was coming to give Heath Ledger a massage and when Heath's maid went to get him, Heath Ledger was dead with sleeping pills nearby yet another young movie star to be found dead at the tender age of 28! Heath Ledger has one daughter and adored her and his career was on an upswing but Heath Ledger might have been depressed like so many stars do and took his life supposedly. Heath's apartment takes up the whole floor of the glamous building he lived in and at this time Ledger's apartment building is surrounded by people wanting to get a last photo and glimpse of the Brokeback Mountain star!

BRITNEY SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZO BOYFRIEND ADNAN GHALIB NOT?????!!!!!!

Britney Spears reports blogger gossip queen Leslie Siegel is far from dumping her Paparazzo plaything boytoy because as expected Ghalib went to the media and started giving intimate interviews like this one appear on ET tonight!

Everyone knew from Perez Hilton to Leslie Siegel blogger gossip queens that Britney Spears may have had a tiff with her new boyfriend, but would she dump her boyfriend and return him to the masses of photogs right on schedule? Leslie Siegel thinks Britney is being bombarded by Kevin Federline PR machine. But Britney Spears is not a total un smart girl because as soon as her handlers started working on her and whispering in her ear to give Adnan Ghalib the heave ho, just as Kevin Federline decided to mess with Britney and cause all this hoopla over her being an unfit mother, she bounces back and wears an engagement ring and a wedding dress. When someone, reports Leslie Siegel blogger queen continiously tells you that you are stupid and are an unfit mother and you read it in the papers and tabs, than you become what you are told as Britney Spears has been told all her life, even during her Disney days them saying "tell the media that you are a virgin!" So We shall see where Adnan Ghalib and Britney Spears will head. Watch the interview that Ghalib was paid to do, as well as see him raking in money as Kevin Federline has!

ZAC EFRON RUSHED TO EMERGENCY SURGERY FROM SET!

Zac Efron High School Musical 1 2 and 3 hearthrob was rushed to a hospital from the set of his newest film before High School Musical 3 with intense stomach pains. Zac Efron was filming when he said he didn't feel good, so went to his trailer. People on the set said Zac looked pale and green around the gills, so they sent the set doctor to him, and the doctor realized that Zac Efron needed to get his appendix out ASAP so they called an ambulence just as Zac Efrons Appendex burst. Zac was in a lot of pain but made it to the hospital and went to surgery and Zac is recovering from that ordeal. If Zac had not gone to the hospital he may have died right on the spot so Leslie Siegel blogger queen wishes Zac Efron a speedy recovery!

BRAD RENFRO MOVIE TV CHILD STAR FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOME!

Brad Renfro has been found Tuesday afternoon dead in his apartment of an apparant drug overdose. Brad Renfro once starred in Apt Pupil & The Client when he was 12 years old! Renfro had done many other movies and even t.v. stints. Brad Renfro has had run ins with the law over drugs in the past and even did a stint at rehab in 2006. He was found on the floor of his bedroom by friends and Brad Renfro had been apparantly dead for about 5 hours. Brad Renfro was dead because the ones that found Brad Renfro said his finger nail and lips were purple and he was not breathing. Brad's death is listed as drug related and the investigation is pending! Renfro was only 25 years old and funeral arrangements are pending as well.

CELEBRITY BABY PHOTOS ALL THE RAGE IN 2008

Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony's baby photo will be worth over 1 million dollars when they sell it to the press. Baby photos are the rage for 2008 with many star childs going for millions if not more in endorsements and print media. But many stars jumped to the gun after giving birth by giving photos out free and donating the funds as Brad Pitt and Anglie Jolie did! But Dannielynn Anna Nicole's poor baby born addicted to Methadone will have a few surgeries ahead of her and it is reported that Larry Birkhead doesn't like the cameras and papparazzi hanging around and many star openly at Anna Nicoles little girl and notice Anna Nicoles Smith's little baby has a lazy eye and has some coordination problems that are being dealt with. Everyone asks if the problems with Dannielynn anna nicole smith's baby is that she will need surgery and corrective medicines which may make the baby normal if kept out of the limelight as Larry Birkhead would want. Watch for the big celebrity play dates can you imagine little Suri Cruise playing on the swings with Shiloh Pitt Jolie? We shall see.

RACHEL BILSON MOVING FROM OC TO GQ!

Look for Rachel Bilson on GQ and she is going from the OC to GQ and Bilson is hot hot hot even after OC.

BRITNEY SPEARS AND HER CHURCH NOTE

Britney Spears was seen at The Little Brown Church in Studio City CA placing a prayer note in the pulpit and praying with her papparazzi boyfriend whom Britney Spears seems at ease with since the big upset at her house and what Kevin Federline a.k.a. Bottom Feeder Bin is doing to make her seem crazy. Remember it's Kevin Federline, not Britney causing it all. After the church stop Britney Spears and her friends and boyfriend stopped at Rite Aid and then to lunch down the street. Britney Spears reportedly broke down at the church and was crying. Britney was wearing a lace dress and wrote a note as cameras captured her every move then at 2 pm Britney Spears and boyfriend seek left. Witnesses said Britney was dressed in white and prayed. Spears had a minor meltdown, then walked away facing more questions then on to the restuarant and as for Britney Spears and custody of her kids a big "N O"! All over the country Britney was mentioned by New York Post, CNN Larry King and even the local news stations had their spin on Britney Spears. I think that the thing is that there's so much media and not much room to be normal. Britney is far from over.



KEVIN FEDERLINE HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG FOR BRITNEY SPEARS!

READ THE REAL STORY BEHIND BRITNEY SPEARS BREAKDOWN!!!!!

Kevin Federline has a nickname that is starting to circulate 'BOTTOM FEEDER LAND' where the cows go when the feeding on the good soil is going bad and dry! Kevin Federline or Bottom Feeeder Land is behind all of the upset at Britney Spear's mansion and where Britney went nuts in front of all the cameras and papparazzi! It seemed like Britney was out of her zany young mind and there was word that she was using Meth (speed) which is totally untrue. Another Kevin Federline rumor from Kevin Federline's PR firm people that he hired with Britney's money. Remember that Britney Spears is only 26 years old, and so Kevin Federline can easily manuipulate her as he did to Shar Jackson so Kevin is sly and smart and knows how to 'milk' the system and make the PR go his way (FOR NOW). Kevin Federline was waiting for the call about Britney's meltdown and pretended to be terrified. But he was just putting on an act and was actually putting Britney Spears into a tailspin on purpose Actually whipping Britney into what most tabloids labeled "a psychotic fit of violence!" Britney Spears can't be violent, it's like saying to a sheep to get violent! It's all about getting custody and money for Kevin Federline, he even coaxed Britney into a huge argument that afternoon and bombarded her with calls that he was sending his biggest and meanest bodyguard over to get the kids, and Kevin Federline just kept riling up Britney and leaving message after message that Britney Spears erased out of fear. Kevin Federline had Britney worked up to a frenzy by the time he told the help at Britney's to call the police an fire which they did and from the photos you can see that Britney Spears looks like the one to blame when in reality people are not really seeing the full picture of Kevin (Bottom Feeder Land) Federland knitting his next set of booties for the hollywood hotties! Mark my words, it's a hoax and in the end Britney Spears will prevail!

STEVE IRWIN GIVES WIDOW TERRI IRWIN PERMISSION TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!



Terri Irwin has played the sad widow for over a year now and it was far time for Terri Irwin widow of Steve Irwin to put her guilt away as she begins to live again, meaning making love or having sex with someone besides Steve Irwin so that is what Terri Irwin is doing and to seal the deal Terri Irwin has been reunited with Steve Irwin through famed psychic John Edward who brings families messages from their loved ones in the great beyond. Terri Irwin is a firm believer in this and related "If John Edward says a message has come through from my husband Steve, I won't say go away," reveals the still grieving widow although she does have a secret lover after losing Steve but Terri Irwin felt much guilt so Terri Irwin decided to give John Edward a try and here is the message Steve Irwin sent to his window Terri Irwin about having sex and being with another man "Move on with your life, don't grieve. I am in a happy place now so it's okay for Terri to have sex," claims Terri Irwin after John Edward heard and told Terri Irwin in a private session! Steve Irwin was a firm believer in the supernatural and even claimed he knew he would die suddenly, so now Steve Irwin from the Great Beyond told Terri Irwin his widow that it "is okay to have sex again!" He will always love her and she him.

CELEBRITY BLOGGER QUEEN GOSSIP NOT PEREZ HILTON!



KEVIN FEDERLINE HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG FOR BRITNEY SPEARS!

READ THE REAL STORY BEHIND BRITNEY SPEARS BREAKDOWN!!!!!

Kevin Federline has a nickname that is starting to circulate 'BOTTOM FEEDER LAND' where the cows go when the feeding on the good soil is going bad and dry! Kevin Federline or Bottom Feeeder Land is behind all of the upset at Britney Spear's mansion and where Britney went nuts in front of all the cameras and papparazzi! It seemed like Britney was out of her zany young mind and there was word that she was using Meth (speed) which is totally untrue. Another Kevin Federline rumor from Kevin Federline's PR firm people that he hired with Britney's money. Remember that Britney Spears is only 26 years old, and so Kevin Federline can easily manuipulate her as he did to Shar Jackson so Kevin is sly and smart and knows how to 'milk' the system and make the PR go his way (FOR NOW). Kevin Federline was waiting for the call about Britney's meltdown and pretended to be terrified. But he was just putting on an act and was actually putting Britney Spears into a tailspin on purpose Actually whipping Britney into what most tabloids labeled "a psychotic fit of violence!" Britney Spears can't be violent, it's like saying to a sheep to get violent! It's all about getting custody and money for Kevin Federline, he even coaxed Britney into a huge argument that afternoon and bombarded her with calls that he was sending his biggest and meanest bodyguard over to get the kids, and Kevin Federline just kept riling up Britney and leaving message after message that Britney Spears erased out of fear. Kevin Federline had Britney worked up to a frenzy by the time he told the help at Britney's to call the police an fire which they did and from the photos you can see that Britney Spears looks like the one to blame when in reality people are not really seeing the full picture of Kevin (Bottom Feeder Land) Federland knitting his next set of booties for the hollywood hotties! Mark my words, it's a hoax and in the end Britney Spears will prevail!

STEVE IRWIN GIVES WIDOW TERRI IRWIN PERMISSION TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!



Terri Irwin has played the sad widow for over a year now and it was far time for Terri Irwin widow of Steve Irwin to put her guilt away as she begins to live again, meaning making love or having sex with someone besides Steve Irwin so that is what Terri Irwin is doing and to seal the deal Terri Irwin has been reunited with Steve Irwin through famed psychic John Edward who brings families messages from their loved ones in the great beyond. Terri Irwin is a firm believer in this and related "If John Edward says a message has come through from my husband Steve, I won't say go away," reveals the still grieving widow although she does have a secret lover after losing Steve but Terri Irwin felt much guilt so Terri Irwin decided to give John Edward a try and here is the message Steve Irwin sent to his window Terri Irwin about having sex and being with another man "Move on with your life, don't grieve. I am in ahappy palce now," claims Terri Irwin afterr John Edward heard and told Terri Irwin in a private session! Steve Irwin was a firm believer in the supernatural and even claimed he knew he would die suddenly, so now Steve Irwin from the Great Beyond told Terri Irwin his widow that it "is okay to have sex again!" He will always love her and she him.

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ERIK ESTRADA'S 20 YEAR OLD SON GOES BLUE LIGHT ON JET BLUE!

Brandon Estrada, the son of CHIPS TV star Erik Estrada was taken away in handcuffs of an airliner that had to make an emergency landing because Brandon Estrada was delusional due to depression and very high tension. USC Student Brandon boarded the plan and the flight took off, but during the flight Brandon Estrada had an "episode" and saw another pilot sitting with the passengers and thought that the plane was flying on autopilot. He got up and tired to open the plane door thinking that it was a simulator flight, until another passenger Joe Corder stopped him and screamed for help from two flight attendants who mangaged with other passengers to stop Brandon Estrada from entering the cockpit or opening the door in flight! Brandon was screaming and ranting that the plane was flying by itself and had a breakdown in flight. "Who is flying the plane?" Brandon Estrada asked two flight attendants in back. The two told him that the plane was being flown by two pilots and not to worry. Brandon Estrada did not believe them and started to get out of hand on the flight. After the plane made the emergency landing in Oklahoma Brandon was taken away in handcuffs. Later Erik Estrada said, "My son Brandon has been seeing a USC psychiatrist for stress problems and was recently prescribed medication for stress and depression." The 1970's star said "sorry" about it and that his son was attending USC in Los Angeles.

KIM KASHARDIAN HATES GOSSIP!!

KIM KASHARDIAN Reality TV star sex-tape starlet doesn't do interviews with celebrity bloggers! Who would've thought that KIM KASHARDIAN would pull that after Kim became famous by bloggers to begin with and KIM KASHARDIAN is now too cool to speak with them! Leslie Siegel celebrity blogger heard someone in the know say, "KIM KASHARDIAN doesn't really do interviews with gossip bloggers!" Kim doesn't want to talk gossip because she is gossip, and has her E! Network reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and it's been doing great in ratings and Kim Kashardian has a nice gash as many men and women who have been with Kim Kashardian sexually will tell you. Kim Kashardian will be the next PARIS HILTON whom you can see on the toilet on my blogs so watch Kim Kashardian become a new Nicole Ritchie and Kim Kashardian shaves her pussy hair say some fans!

BRODY JENNER was seen December 10th at HUDE in Los Angeles California and guess who was making the moves on Brody Jenner It was AUDRINA PATRIDGE acgress from the t.v. series "The Hills"! Brody Jenner was getting the moves being put on him by Audrina Patridge and it was just like the real t.v. show because BRODY JENNER is the ex boyfriend of LAUREN CONRAD who is best friends with AUDRINA! BRODY JENNER was all sexed out over Audrina and they played cat and mouse at Hyde all night, then played Hide and seek, and who knows what else.

ZAC EFRON VANESSA HUDGENS GOT CLOSE AT KATSUYA THEN WHOSE PLACE YOURS OR ZAC'S?

ZAC EFRON and his main squeeze VANESSA HUDGENS were close as two bees making honey at Katsuya in Los Angeles CA last week. Zac Efron was seen munching down with his gorgeous lips the tuna crab cones and ahi tuna sashimi. Vanessa Hudges was gorgeous too and made goo goo eyes at ZAC EFRON her lover all night through the great dinner which ZAC EFRON

KIEFER SUTHERLAND is staying at THE GLENDALE JAIL in GLENDALE CA same city that "LOCKED UNIVERSE COUNTY JAIL STORY WAS WRITTEN" http://lockeduniversecountyjail.blogspot.com to read what Kiefer is going through, but they say it's easy at the Glendale Jail and Sutherland is putting in time there early so he can get back to his show. He does laundry of the homeless people staying in the cells and cooks for other inmates. He's keeping a good attitude so he can do his whole sentence at the Glendale Jail, where it is easier and lighter than TWIN TOWERS COUNTY JAIL where some unruly ones are sent! One inmate said, "It's so funny to see Mr. 24 actor Sutherland coming in with a chef hat on and serving the meals of the jail!" It's a riot.

WINONA RYDER DOES HISSY FIT AFTER PRODUCERS SAY NO TO HER SMOKING ON SET OF STAR TREK!

Winona Ryder is flaming pissed off that she can not smoke on the set of the top super secret set of the new Star Trek Prequel that Winona Ryder plays Spock's mother. She got so upset and was climbing the walls of the set that J.J. Abrams had to take her aside and say, "Look Winona you have to understand how devastating a leak or photos from this movie leaking out!" Leslie Siegel reports that Winona calmed down for the moment trying to comprehend the decision of secrecy for the sake of box-office buzz than most motion pictures. What if it were some big star like Britney Spears who would smoke in her trailer as she did at the Four Seasons Hotel until they kicked her butt out. Leslie Siegel says to Winona Ryder that maybe it is time to quit for good and chew nicotine gum!

JACK BLACK A DAD AGAIN!

Jack Black is a dad again with wife Tanya Haden! Jack Black has bleached his hair blond to look younger as he carried his first son through Hollywood on an outing with his wife, who is part of a triplet of musicians and talented. She's tamed Jack Black whom Leslie Siegel has met a few times and Jack Black is a catch for any woman. Jack Black seems very happy and even looks younger.

JESSICA ALBA's BOYFIREND CASH WARREN CHEATING LIKE TONY PARKER?

Although Jessica Alba is pregnant with Cash Warren's baby, rumors have begun to surface that Cash is not faithful and yet another smashing looking model has claimed that Cash and her have had sex. In the words of Vera Mishina a beautiful model, "I think it is pointless having a baby with Jessica Alba when Cash is cheating on you...If he does it once, he will do it again," said the Russian beauty Mishina. Cash has denied the story, they all do, even Tony Parker. Vera Mishina passed a polygraph test and it goes to show you that any man rich or poor will cheat if the right circumstances arise, or if he is with a beautiful starlet like Alba. But Vera said "He never indicated to me that he was still with Jessica Alba when he and I were together. If Cash had told me I would never have allowed him to sleep with me. I would never have done that to Jessica Alba!" explained Vera Mishina! Leslie Siegel blogger queen says sure Vera, sure sure sure we believe you! But now that Alba is ready to give birth, sexy model Vera says, "If I could speak to Cash, I would tell him that he is lucky that he is back on good terms with Jessica after he cheated on her with me! I'm not bitter. I'd tell him that you have a good person there in Jessica, so respect her and appreaciate her, learn to treat Jessica Alba better!" said Vera. "Vera added, "Jessica Alba deserves that, especially now that she is going to have your baby that is what I would say to Cash!"

ERIK ESTRADA'S 20 YEAR OLD SON GOES BLUE LIGHT ON JET BLUE!

Brandon Estrada, the son of CHIPS TV star Erik Estrada was taken away in handcuffs of an airliner that had to make an emergency landing because Brandon Estrada was delusional due to depression and very high tension. USC Student Brandon boarded the plan and the flight took off, but during the flight Brandon Estrada had an "episode" and saw another pilot sitting with the passengers and thought that the plane was flying on autopilot. He got up and tried to open the plane door thinking that it was a simulator flight, until another passenger Joe Corder stopped him and screamed for help from two flight attendants who mangaged with other passengers to stop Brandon Estrada from entering the cockpit or opening the door in flight! Brandon was screaming and ranting that the plane was flying by itself and had a breakdown in flight. "Who is flying the plane?" Brandon Estrada asked two flight attendants in back. The two told him that the plane was being flown by two pilots and not to worry. Brandon Estrada did not believe them and started to get out of hand on the flight. After the plane made the emergency landing in Oklahoma Brandon was taken away in handcuffs. Later Erik Estrada said, "My son Brandon has been seeing a USC psychiatrist for stress problems and was recently prescribed medication for stress and depression." The 1970's star said "sorry" about it and that his son was attending USC in Los Angeles.

BRITNEY SPEARS SMOKES AT FOUR SEASONS HOTEL!

The Four Seasons Hotel in L.A. was the latest place Britney Spears broke the law. Britney Spears reports Leslie Siegel made other eaters at the elegant hotel of the stars do everything short of throwing a knife and fork at the disgraced mother and singer for actually lighting up a cigarette! Britney smoked and smoked until someone complained and the management said to Britney, "put out the butt, or get out!" So Britney whined her way to the filter then put out the smelly cig.

24 STAR BUYS OUT LEVI JEANS COMPANY BEFORE JAIL STINT!

Kiefer Sutherland was seen buying out a store of his favorite Levi jeans and he was joking that he wanted to have them so that when Sutherland got out of jail after wearing the orange jumpsuit he wanted to make sure he had new fresh jeans for when he got back on the street! It was the very expensive Levi Style 527 and Kiefer will have a lot of think about in his one man cell in jail!

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A BRAIN FOR BRITNEY SPEARS A HEART FOR O.J. SIMPSON COURAGE FOR KAYNE WEST
AND A WAY BACK HOME FOR DENNIS QUAID'S TWINS!!!!

BAYWATCH LIFEGUARD BACK IN REHAB AGAIN? AND AGAIN? AND AGAIN?

Can't David Hasselhoff make up his befuddled mind and either drink himself to death and save his family money, or just get chained to a bed at COUNTY USC JAIL WARD until he cries for the liquor he loves so much to get poisoned on twice in one week. His family is up in arms and Pamela Bach is trying to get full custody of her two kids stating that Hasselhoff cannot care for the two girls. Hasselhoff's oldest teenage daughter pleaded with her dad, "Daddy, pleawse don't get drunk again, you are killing yourself!" An intervention may be staged soon.

SIEGFRIED AND ROY ARE COMING BACK AT YOU SOON MORE MAGIC NEW SHOW!

Yes, it is true that SIEGFRIED AND ROY are back together in more ways than one! First off they are kicking off a new magic show with the lions and cats again, plus they've bonded and have fallen in love with each other all over again and Siegfried & Roy are building a new nest to live together in loving bliss. After the accident, it was revealed that SIEGFRIED & ROY weren't close, but then bonded later on after Roy started to recover from the cat mauling! Now it looks like we will see the 2 men that made millions entertaining for years in Vegas.

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KAYNE WEST MOTHER DIES ON 911 CALL!

You can hear Kayne West's mother dying on a 911 call and the dispatcher at first sounds so un emotional, until even the end he loses his temper with the woman trying to save Danda West. But Danda died November 10th at her home of a heart attack after having a ton of plastic surgery, and you cannot blame Danda's doctor for the incident 100% reports Leslie Siegel, but Danda should have been more careful and just had maybe 2 procedures instead of 4! Money talks, but you can't take it with you! So on Novemaber 10, 2007 Danda West died on the 911 call, and it was difficult to give life saving CPR instructions because of the trauma of it. Danada West's death is from complications of plastic surgery.

Is Pam Anderson "Baywatch Babe" getting divorced already?

Pamela Anderson IS getting divorced reports Leslie Siegel. They both filed in L.A. Superior Court after a record breaking 60 day union, so now Rick Solomon and his wife soon to be ex wife Pamela Anderson will be null and void.

Will Smith sets a new movie record?

You bet Will Smith brought in big bucks in the film I AM LEGEND, which brought in over $100 million and is a knock off of an older film starring Charlton Heston (who has the brain of a 6 year old now, can't imagine that) "Omega Man" from the early 1970's, but maybe even better.

Skinny Survivor cast member stringbean? "I eat whatever I want, some people just hit the genetic lottery," says the skinny Survivor cast member who says she is not sick, just lucky!

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EVA LONGORIA'S DREAM HUSBAND TONY PARKER EXCUSED OR ACCUSED OF CHEATING:

A dark haired good looking Eva Longoria model look a like is claiming she and Tony Parker are having a torrid affair and is talking pretty loud about it. Leslie Siegel reports that Tony Parker isn't immune to the sports road trips away from home where when you win, like Tony Parker is winning, and you are HOT like Tony Parker, you will cheat as a man always will, but money and P.R. management covered it all up for Tony Parker and his pretty little model on the side sex queen Hollywood hottie Eva Longoria reports there is "no truth" to the rumor and both Tony Parker and his wife Eva Longoria Parker say that it's "bunk"... By the way, off the cuff Eva Longoria's cousin #1 jazz musician David Longoria doesn't believe that his cousin Eva Longoria is being cheated on. David Longoria who is on Abet Records online label would probably say that his cousin believes in her mate 100%!!!!!

TONY PARKER DENIES CHEATING!

It's like an episode of Desperate Housewives for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker when a beautiful model went on record saying she slept with Tony Parker! Alexandra Paressant said that the two exchanged phone numbers, notes and emails and even met and had sex. Alexandra Paressant a French model says "Tony Parker and I exchanged sexy text messages, and then I slept with him just weeks after he tied the knot to Eva Longoria!" As for the other side of the romance wedding camp friends of Eva and Tony say both are 100% in love and loyal to each other. "They totally trust each other and there has not been any cheating!" Leslie Siegel reports that most who know the couple say "Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are so 'gaga' over each other that there is no room for cheating!" Time will tell.

IKE TURNER IS DEAD!

IKE TURNER was found in his San Diego home not breathing but before that the king of rock was partying and hitting the crack pipe with 2 women, one of who called 911 when Ike Turner went to bed complaining of not feeling well and stopped breathing. Leslie Siegel reports that Ike Turner was married 15 times and he'd had no contact with Tina Turner in over 30 years. He went out like he came in and it looks like he suffered a massive heart attack. Leslie Siegel reports that Ike Turner had developed a few health problems in the last few years and was advised to move to a better climate which he did down in San Diego. Ike Turner was found dead in his home today around 12:00 noon. Funeral arrangements are pending, but Ike Turner was the other half of Tina Turner who accused Ike Turner of abuse during their marriage and career. Tina Turner was not immediately available for comment. He beat Tina Turner and denied it, then recanted and admitted it. In the last few years Ike Turner attempted to write a book called "LOVE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT" by Ike Turner, but it flopped. Ike Turner tried to revive his singing career through the years but only was a "blip" on the radar. He had several managers and once Leslie Siegel had a run in with Ike Turner when he was looking for drugs in Hollywood with Sly and the Family Stone singer. At the time Sly was seeing Leslie Siegel's best friend Arlene and both singers (Ike and Sly) came to her door and tried to break it down. Ike Turner's last few years have been a downhill slide after another failed marriage, but he will be warm down in hell when he gets there. Rest in Peace Ike Turner!

ALEX TREBEK SUFFERS HEART ATTACK TUESDAY!

ALEX TREBEK SUFFER HEART ATTACK TODAY TUESDAY DECEMBER 11, 2007 and was taken to an area hospital. Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Alex Trebek show host of Wheel of Fortune has suffered a heart attack at his home this Tuesday and is in a hospital and family is alerted and at his side now! Letter turner Vanna White has been told as of Tuesday morning when the show host and famous Wheel Of Fortune host suffered his heart attack. More information on the show host can be available on most news outlets online! Here is the latest: “Alex Trebek, host of ‘Jeopardy!,’ has had a minor heart attack. He is resting comfortably in a Los Angeles hospital, and he will be back in the studio for the next scheduled tapings in January.”

ANNA NICOLE SMITH DID THEY EXHUME HER BODY FROM ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S GRAVE IN BERMUDA?

At first Leslie Siegel thought they had dug up poor Anna Nicole Smith's grave to re examine her, but it was just a rumor FOR NOW! Blogger queen reports that Anna Nicole Smith rested peacefully over Thanksgiving and authorities and people working where Anna Nicole Smith is buried, said "no one can get in or out of here without making a scene or being seen," said one employee who asked not to be identified! But in the future, if need be, they will dig up Anna Nicole Smith if it means putting away someone for her murder and it is strange how her bodyguard, big and stroing that he is, also suffered some sickness lately, the curse of Anna Nicole Smith perhaps? He had stress related heart problems and had a mild stroke ... guilt perhaps? We shall see when they may dig up Daniel Smith's grave, tragic son of Anna Nicole Leslie Siegel reports they may dig him up if new evidence surfaces, which it won't! Time will tell.

GOSSIP GIRL CONTEST & PARTY THIS FRIDAY!!

Leslie Siegel reports that ISTHISHAPPENING.com is searching for a woman in Canada, a host of all female hosts a.k.a. Carmen Elektra Pamela Anderson types, and they'll being hosting ISTHISHAPPENING.COM's new webcast on the net. Good Luck to them! If you are in the Toronto Canada area on Friday December 14th near 81 Peter Street in the Boulevard Room, than come in and see this happen. Who knows, maybe Pam Anderson will be there. Or just email to get on the guest list and get FREE COVER & LINE BYPASS as well as hookups inside email: zack@isthishappening.com

SIMPLE PLAN MUSIC BAND USES SELL OUT PEREZ HILTON IN VIDEO!

Rather than using some hot gay guy or hot hollywood hottie Simple Plan used the idiot blogger Perez Hilton for their new music video "When I'm Gone"... Please could you just say I pass on that video! One blogger site said "...the song sucks, and I don't support them anymore... they are no longer "Canadian" in my mind!! Artists need to let the music speak for itself and not have douchebags in their videos to get more press!! I guess I'm just adding to it though by posting the video..." Says one mad Canadian blogger or reader.

NOW BRODY JENNER HAS A SEX TAPE, NOT OR ????

Leslie Siegel Blogger Queen says that rumors have been pouring out of Hollywood Malibu CA that Brody Jenner reality TV reject and son of Bruce Jenner is the latest to have his very own "celebrity sex tape" But this is a rumor and sprung just to make publicity and P.R. for an idiot reality tv star named Brody! But Leslie Siegel did hear from ISTHISHAPPENING.COM who says that they heard from friends of Brody Jenner. "My friends and I," says the girl, "filmed Brody Jenner and the 2 of them engaging in sexual acts during Brody Jenner's visit to Western University in London Ontario about a month ago."

OH MY GOSH, RYAN GOSLING HAS GOT A GIRL!!!!

This new woman of Ryan Gosling ... oh my gosh reports Leslie Siegel, the girl is only 18, but she is said to be one of the hollywood hotties, just another one of Hollywood's hottest girls, so it's no surpirse she's won the heart of Ryan Gosling's "Oh Canada" heart strings of the actor. But recently he'd been linked with Hayden Panettiere and even more recent with Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is now dating 27 year old Ryan!! "I like it when you call me big pappa," she was heard giggling to him! It was no biggie that the 2 were seen kissing and talking over lunch at none other than the hollywood hotspot Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. The source told Leslie Siegel blogger queen that the New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy that the two were "...hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers.”

KIM KASHARDIAN HATES GOSSIP!!

Reality TV star sex-tape starlet Kim Kashardian doesn't do interviews with celebrity bloggers! Who would've thought that the girl who became famous by bloggers to begin with is now too cool to speak with them! Leslie Siegel celebrity blogger heard someone in the know say, "We don't really do interviews with gossip bloggers!" Kim doesn't want to talk gossip because she is gossip, and has her E! Network reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and it's been doing great in ratings....

HOT JENNY McCARTHY MINUS JIM CARREY IN CANADA!

Jenny McCarthy the playboy girlfriend of Jim Carrey was seen strutting her stuff at the KIDSLA Magazine launch party and Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Jenny did not have anything good to say about the American Papparazzi camera shutter bugs following her around even more now that she is close to Jim Carrey! Of course all of us gossip people knew that Jim and Jen finally live together and they get along fantastically and probably crack each other up during orgasms too!

QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Avril Lavigne shocked people at a nightclub by announcing she is copying her new bestfriend Paris Hilton’s famous habit of going pantyless... “I have no underwear on!” Avril screamed as she and Paris hit the dance floor a few nights ago!! It's funny how these two are friends after Paris used to date Avril's new hubby, Deryck Whibley.

ARUBA TEENS RE ARRESTED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Althogh 2 brothers were finally released Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that they are still holding the main suspect Vandersloop, the son. New evidence did surface, but it was said to be insufficient and jumping the gun. Let's face it, if there is no body, there is no solid evidence of a crime. This disappearance of this girl from Nebraska who died supposedly at the hands of these 3 teens 2 years ago will probably never be solved. Again, time will tell, but as time ticks away, the culprits go free!

EVEL KNIEVEL DIES AT 69!

Real life superhero EVEL KNIEVEL has finally passed on to the big motorcycle ride in the sky reports blogger queen Leslie Siegel. He was a real live superhero in some people's eyes, although he had a very dark side as well.

Leslie Siegel remembers Knievel as the caped crusader of the 1970's when baby boomers were little kids. Evel Knievel Leslie Siegel reports could jump with grace and no fear. So while some worried over Watergate Evel was jumping the waters of the Snake River or fountains at the Casino in Las Vegas, part of the 1970's pop culture! The 69 year old motorcycle rider died of complications of diabetes and other medical problems he had been fighting of late, including a liver transplant and old injuries. Knievel is in the Guiness Book of World Records for the most broken bones. Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Knievel told ABC Sports in 1973 "Every time I make a jump, I thank God when it comes down, no matter how far I went!" His real name was Robert Craig Knievel and he gave his real name to his son Robby who is still jumping cycles today as his dad did. He was right up there with Billy Jack, Kwai Chang Caine and The Fonz! Leslie Siegel remembers him in the ranks of Muhammad Ali, Six Million Dollar Man and other heroes of the 1970's!

Evel Knievel will be remembered not only for his motorcycle jumping, but a slew of toys put out of him during the early to late 1970's. Action figures, model kits, Super Jet Cycles are just a few of the 300 million industry toys Evel represented. Every kid wanted the stunt cycle.

He made a ton of cash for his jumping stunts including $1 million for the double decker buses at London's Wembley Stadium; $6 million for the Idaho Snake River fiasco and other stunts that netted the stunt man millions!

Knievel had his way of entering the arena in his signature white spangled jumpsuit like the American Flag, his cape blowing in the upwind, and a big production was made, sometimes playing the old Rocky tune thru the PA System. His helmut in place and a smile on his face, he'd jump anything that wasn't nailed down ... buses, cars, fountains, people and the show was never a let down even if he did crash and roll off the platform. He labeled himself a profesional death-defier and jumped the famous water fountains at Caesar's Palace but landed in a coma instead!

He will live on forever as VIVA KNIEVEL!

JULIA ROBERTS BLASTS FLASH HOUNDS AND PAPPARAZZI!

LA, CA --- Veteran actress Julia Roberts stopped the presses this week as she walked up to a camera hound whom she claimed was endangering her children. She wasn't smiling her trademark smile we all know as Julia, but she explained about her feelings for her confrontation with the paparazzi and she didn't have anything good to say about them!

Leslie Siegel reports Julia Roberts said “I think there needs to be some kind of line drawn in the sand with everybody as grown-up people who can fight our own fights,” Julia said. “I don’t think the magazines, the newspapers should show celebrities’ children.” Leslie Siegel noticed that Julia Roberts has always been protective over her children, even as she confronted the photog in front of her children's school Friday! Julia Roberts eneded up chasing the photographer downt he street in her SUV and he finally pulled over. Leslie Siegel asks that you check out the footage here of Julia Robert and the confrontation with the photographer. It shows the actress chasing after the man in her vehicle. Leslie Siegel says that Julia Roberts confronted the celebrity photographer and said, “Turn it of . . .. I want to talk to you about the fact that you’re at a school where children go. Turn it off!” FOOTNOTE: Leslie Siegel's cousin Alex Hyde White did have a role in the Julia Roberts hit "PRETTY WOMAN" where Alex Hyde White cousin to Leslie Siegel played a rich son of a rich dad that loves Julia Roberts' character as much as Richard Gere's character!

Leslie Siegel blogger queen reports that Julia Roberts explained simply what happened when the camera was turned off “I just told him a school is not a place for a grown man to be crawling around trying to take pictures! Because, it’s not where you come to take pictures of me. And he’s looking like a pedophile, so somebody is going to call the police on him and land him in jail. If you want to take a picture of a person, then go to an adult place. Go to the coffee shop, go to the grocery store, go to the restaurant. Don’t stake out someone’s children’s church, school or playground environment.”

Julia Roberts isn't the only one doing this! Check out Sharon Stone confronting a photog and leading him right to the police station in Beverly Hills on this site. Also, George Clooney had a little tiff with the camera bugs, and it happened about one week aga when paparazzi may have done some driving offenses as they chased the handsome Ocean's 13 actor down while he was driving his motorcycle with his ongoing girlfriend. Leslie Siegel reports that George Clooney said this: “What they’re doing is illegal, it’s high-speed chases and they’re competing with each other! They’re not trying to catch me doing something stupid; they’re trying to create me doing something stupid. You don’t get to break all these laws and then say, ‘I’m just doing my job.‘”

INTERMISSION READ ABOUT CELEBRITY TYPES OF THE 1970'S! MORE GOSSIP AFTER THAT...

LIVIN' AT THE UNITED NATIONS PLAZA TRUE LIFE NOVEL BY NOVELIST LESLIE SIEGEL! THE OSBERG FAMILY LIVED AT THE UN PLAZA IN NEW YORK CITY DURING THE 60's & 70's! LIVIN' AT THE UN PLAZA IS ABOUT THE OSBERG FAMILY WHO LIVED AT THE UN PLAZA & WHOSE KIDS ROY, RICHARD, ELIZA AND GLENDA HAD MANY CHILDHOOD ADVENTURES IN NEW YORK CITY SIEGEL LIVED WITH Johnny Carson his wife Joanne Carson Cliff Robertson Robert F. Kennedy Truman Capote and many more celebrity types who visited the Osbergs through the years!











EMAIL LESLIE SIEGEL ksiegel61@yahoo.com TELL NOVELIST LESLIE SIEGEL WHAT YOU THINK OR LEAVE COMMENTS, SCAN IT OR READ IT, IT'S YOUR CHOICE. THIS IS A TRUE TO LIFE STORY OF ELIZA OSBERG'S CHILDHOOD AT THE UN PLAZA DURING THE LATE 1960's to early 1970's; Johnny Carson lived there when he did his show out of New York City; Truman Capote lived there until his death in 1984!!!! ELIZA and her family had contact with many of these famous people, including James Earl Jones, Warner Klempner (Colonel Klink from the tv series Hogan's Heroes), and many more! ksiegel61@yahoo.com BEST to you all!















HERE IS THE NOVEL "LIVIN' AT THE UN PLAZA"

LIVIN’ AT THE UN PLAZA
LIFE AT THE UNITED NATIONS PLAZA

1966 – 1976

By: Leslie K. Siegel

It was 6:00 p.m. as the Bill-Dave youth center van drove down FDR Drive. Eliza, her sister Glinda and Brother Richard sat in the back seat. It was winter and as they zipped in and out of lanes. Eliza’s eyes were temporary blinded by the white, slushy snow she watched speeding by, piled high up along the curbs. She was fighting car sickness too, one of the first solid memories engrained in her mind as far back as when Eliza was a 1 year old in the crib and someone was shaking the contraption and the 10 year old still recalled the fuzzy memory of her as a baby on all fours in that crib throwing up. She even remembered what the vomit looked like, baby food vegetables mixed with baby formula.

They’d been in Central Park all day, after school. Eliza’s fingers were dirty and just now thawing out from the afternoon’s activities in the park. Lenny, the obnoxious but experienced driver was constantly gunning the engine and making them lurch forward along with 10 other kids riding in it too. Some of the ‘diehards’ enjoyed the rumpus ride comparing it to a rollercoaster, but Eliza hated it and it showed on her pale face.

Another memory took hold in Eliza’s sharp mind of her father placing her on an amusement park ride between her 2 brothers Roy and Richard. The ride had been a terror and traumatized the poor little 3 year old, but she had said to her father that she wanted to ride with her brothers and her father obliged her against the wishes of their mother Lena. The ride had only aggravated the car sickness mode Eliza would fall into when riding in a bus, car or even a park ride.

“Are you going to get sick again?” asked a cute pixy looking black girl sitting a few seats away from Eliza.

“I don’t know Sheri.” Eliza turned to Lenny. “Can you slow down?”

Lenny quickly gunned the engine again and imitated Eliza… “Can you slow down….Oh, no, boo-hoo, boo-hoo!”

“Stop it Lenny!”

“Why?” he asked using a little girl’s voice as the trickster guy weaved in and out of New York traffic erratically with one hand on the wheel. He really was a very good driver and had his license since he was 12 and he knew he had full control of the van. It just was so easy and tempting to tease poor Eliza.

“She’s going to be sick, she’s gonna’ lose her cookies,” said another little boy riding in front, a good looking imp of a rascal named Cyrus. Everyone took his cue and began mimicking Eliza. Even the usually quiet Gaby and her little pudgy fat sister Lauren who was always sucking her thumb were a bit hyper too.

“Eliza’s gonna’ get sick, she’s gonna loose her cookies!” They made it into a chant and kept it up, a sing along like ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’.

Glinda felt sorry for her older sister and seemed to bare the ride fine and same with the shy and quiet Richard. “Why don’t you leave her alone!” she yelled at the kids, but to no avail, the banter went as they sped up 2nd Avenue, Lenny gunning the engine.

At that moment Eliza wished she could be her older brother Roy who didn’t go to the youth center because he was at a different school and therefore on a different schedule than the other 3 Osberg kids, so he was spared the rough ride home back to the UN Plaza.

The second oldest Richard was introverted, shy and remote and didn’t say much due to a slight stuttering problem mixed with an overbearing mother with good intentions, of course, but sometimes the way Lena doted on the boy could have contributed to his quiet nature as well. He actually had an afro and a large afro pick was stuck in his back pocket. Kid’s in the back whispered about him and were kicking the seat. Rich ignored and pretended to be somewhere else looking out the little windows of the rickety van.

It wasn’t all negative like this, and Eliza knew more positives than negatives in her 10 years! All the Osberg children did! Sometimes, if not most times, their lives were a picnic filled with fun, surprises, fine arts and candy! That’s why Eliza couldn’t wait to get home to their apartment at the UN Plaza where they’d lived for just over a year.

Lenny spoke up trying to get Eliza’s mind off the ‘an up-chuck’. “Are there really 6 bathrooms in your apartment?” He smiled at her, his big white teeth glowing slightly in the waning light of the day. He wasn’t a bad looking guy, but he had a rough, kidding side that sometimes showed his Irish roots. It was a bit much, but always at the end, he stopped and gave the ‘sorry speech’

“You kids know I’m only kidding around with you,” but sometimes he would take it too far, too rough and tumble; pushing it just a little too much, just enough! There was something about Eliza that made Lenny want to speed up and make her feel off balanced. It was just Eliza’s personality, which was a bit hyper, yet inquisitive and bold even when she was quiet and subdued. Even when the girl was calm, her silence burst in the air like fireworks! "...just the... What was that word Lenny was looking for that he’d heard at a James Taylor concert in Westbury, NY last month … 'the vibe', yes, that was it."

“Yes, and 4 bedrooms,” said Glinda proudly.

“Sounds nice and roomy with all those rooms,” said Lenny in his calm voice when
he wasn’t pissed off. It wasn’t easy to make these kids obey even though deep down inside he cared about his job and the kids. He wanted them to learn and he wanted to teach them, but the man could be a bit gruff.

“Yea, and we have a den, living room, even a maid’s quarters, kitchen and dining room,” bragged Glinda, seeming to be the spokesperson for the Osberg kids at the UN Plaza.

“Hmmm, the whole nine yards I would say!” Len drove onward into the city.

But to the Eliza and her Osberg siblings the UN Plaza was this huge playground of sparkling crystal and glass. The revolving door was their merry-go-round, the elevators were fun rides at Disney; the hallways were bowling alleys and the children were gaining quite a reputation for themselves in the year they’d lived there. Other tenants constantly complained about their noise and uproar, their conduct and rabble rousing antics through the cavernous lobby. Usually it was Eliza instigating it in some form! People got used to it and conditioned to it and Eliza was sometimes blamed even if it was some other kid.

Now everybody was making fun of Eliza. Then Lenny felt he had to take control, “… and who knew, maybe the kid would complain and he’d lose his job!” He looked out the side of his light brown eyes and saw tears rolling down the curly-headed tomboy’s face. He didn’t want her to think he cared and was a ‘tough love’ sort of counselor even at Camp Wineko where he was during the summer.

“Hey,” he said as they approached some traffic as he turned and put his large hands gently on Eliza’s curly mass of curls as he was prone to do. He had to slow down. “Eliza, come up front okay?” He had second thoughts about teasing her when he realized she might even vomit in the back and he didn’t want to spend his Friday evening cleaning the van. He also began joking with the other children trying to get their minds off Eliza. But now that everyone was quiet in the van at the traffic stop Lenny could still hear the chanting in his ears.

Right in the slightly wet street Lenny opened his door, came around to the side hatch and opened it for Eliza. For an instant, due to Eliza’s fear of the heavy traffic, her adrenaline pumped up, the nauseous feeling was dissipating for the moment. “I can walk from here,” said Eliza, knowing she could if he’d let her.

“Right, sure, sorry Kiddo, no dice.”

As Lenny made sure she was secured in the front seat, Eliza remembered a few months back the kids had riled Lenny up so badly and he really had gotten very angry, that the driver actually pulled over way up on 3rd Avenue and 99th Street and got out of the running van and left them sitting there. Everyone was quiet for about 3 minutes and just about the moment Glinda was about to lose her little mind, thinking they’d been abandoned and she’d never see her mother again, Lenny appeared and got back in the van and slammed the door hard. No one dared question him and for the rest of the ride no one said a word.

This time other kids complained – “Why does she get to ride in front?”

“Because I said so,” barked Lenny to all the kids in general. “Besides, I can keep my eye on her and if she loses her cookies, I can roll down the window faster.” Everyone agreed with a nod.

They drove further into the city and dropped off kids at some very ritzy New York City addresses – The Excelsior, The Pierre Hotel, The St. Regis and even the Waldorf Astoria where Lenny dropped off twin siblings Gordon and Gwynne and Jamie and Mary respectively.

Lenny knew that living at the UN Plaza was very exciting and upbeat with gleaming black limos, fancily dressed doormen, immaculate elevator men, glittering celebrities and foreign dignitaries milling around the lobby and grounds, which were sprawling and elegant. He always hoped to see some of the ‘Well knowns’ who lived there; Johnny Carson and his wife Joanna Carson, and even famed “In Cold Blood” author Truman Capote roamed around. The distinguished and dapper Robert F. Kennedy with wife Ethel and their 9 children lived there too! That must be interesting. Eliza told Lenny once that the Senator had spoken to her once or twice, even joked with her for a split second before he was whisked away by men in black coats and ear phones and she was gently pushed aside by security and a report was made that she’d spoken directly to Kennedy, whatever that meant!

“It means you’re in deep trouble,” joked Lenny, as usual. But he sounded so serious even with his jovial clown-like features plastered to his face. In the end, Eliza waited for the cops to come and get her, but they didn’t.

Eliza was quiet and trying to fight her growing restlessness and nausea. She couldn’t wait to get home and away from the van and cold air and smelly odors of the city as twilight settled in and the air got nippy.

It was on the 23rd floor of the UN Plaza that Eliza Osberg and her family lived. The tomboyish oldest daughter sat in the van trying to transport herself to her bedroom she shared with her 8 year old sister Glinda. The window had a full view looking directly out into the General Assembly Room at the famed United Nations Building. It was a warm and cozy, well lit room with white walls and interesting paintings and drawings by both girls and the famous colorful numbered ‘Hands meet with flowers’ lithograph. It was a nice room done up in expensive wall paper and a lush, deep orange wall to wall rug. Their beds were side by side and sometimes they would make a tent out of the bed spreads and sleep in it with Rich. It was great fun and they had flashlights. It was such a relaxing bedroom.

But the van continued riding through the city, Lenny even allowing Eliza to crack the window for air even though it was very chilly out. He was tired of maneuvering the van through some of the worse traffic in weeks due to the snow that seemed to come from nowhere and dumped a good 2 feet on the city. He wanted to get home and wanted everyone out so he could zoom lightning fast to his own squalor apartment in Brooklyn to relax and have a cold beer and watch the tube. He switched on the radio in the van. The song “Lion Sleeps Tonight” droned on, “…In the jungle, the might lion, the mighty Lion sleeps tonight!” That song always calmed Eliza’s spirit and made her think of the outdoors and fresh air.

It was obvious Lenny was really getting a bit sloppy in dropping off all these sassy rich kids but he’d usually saved the Osberg children for last. It was fun driving into the UN Plaza and watching the doorman scurrying about. He knew one day he’d spot Johnny Carson or some other movie celebrity passing by his van.

“Are there really 4 bedrooms up there?” Asked Lenny, although he already knew from what other people told him.

“Yes, and a lot more, we even have a hiding place behind the wall in the den, and no grown ups can fit in there only us kids, so it’s like a club house,” said Eliza, for once proud of it.

Lenny nodded with interest.

The UN Plaza Apartments were laid out in two sections – East Tower and West Tower. A red velvet lobby with crystal chandeliers, marble tables and floors was only scratching the surface of this residential opulence. It was, in Eliza’s Osberg’s opinion, “humongous”! 38 floors with each hallway on each floor decorated differently.

Lenny felt just a bit empowered as they finally drove down the driveway of the large apartment buildings although his stomach always seemed to flutter and that was unsettling sometimes for him.

By this time, there was a slight drizzle and the doorman was bundled up like a World War II soldier with gold tassels on either side of his shoulders of the dark blue jacket, and plastic around his doorman’s cap. His nose was red and when Eliza got out of the smelly van, she got a whiff of Sam the Doorman’s odor which was a pleasant smell of winter snow, expensive tobacco, jacket and cologne. Fog was coming out of his mouth as he hailed a cab. Eliza could detect the slight odor of Clorets Gum as Sam waved Lenny away after the kids were safely on the curb. He knew Lenny the van driver well and did not like the crass man, so he said with body language “get the heck outta’ my territory now!” But sometimes, on a warm evening, he talked with Lenny and found the driver pleasant enough and then Lenny would drive away feeling good as Sammy joke about him to the Osberg kids, which would break the tension in them, especially Eliza, he noticed. She seemed to be the worst for wear in the year he’d helped her out of Lenny’s fume infested coach! And to think that the Osbergs gave this guy Christmas money!

Sam always knew that the Osberg kids treated the hired help at the UN Plaza like pals they met in the schoolyard and that gave them a certain charm to the workers at the UN Plaza. It made working there so much more bearable because their family was so intriguing in so many ways and no one really knew what to make of them sometimes, so that made the job more fun because in the break room they all discussed the Osbergs, and even the service elevator guys got in on the action and it made them feel like a real union or something like that. The kids even joked around with the guy who ran the service elevator. “Hey Dum-Dum,” yelled Glinda and Eliza if they saw him peeking around the corner looking bored. They lit up his world in a funny way, but they were disruptive and the building could not ignore that. The Osbergs had been living at the UN Plaza on the 23rd floor for almost 1 year. It was getting really very turbulent and the times called for more protests at the UN Building, the Vietnam War, Hippies, drugs, pot and even Israel and Palestine! It was starting to make security at the UN Plaza a bit tighter than usual, and so that is probably why the kids were singled out sometimes.

Sammy the doorman could not resist Eliza, and was constantly bantering with her and all the Osberg kids, they were so full of life and news and questions. But how long would management at the UN Plaza put up with it? It all depended on who was on the side of the Osberg’s side! For now the kids came and went and it was actually lonely and quiet like a church when they left for a long vacation with their folks, but then they’d clamor back home and Sam would smile and pretend indifference when he saw Tom the Deskman looking at him from inside the building where he sat at a huge mahogany desk you’d usually see in airports.

“Hey kids,” he said like Santa Claus.

“Hi Sammy,” they answered back.

Eliza’s nauseous feelings dissipated as the doorman led them to the revolving doors. Once in the beautiful, richly smelling lobby any discomfort Eliza felt melted away, her rosy cheeks returning. Her nose picked up more expensive perfume, leather, glass even the cigarette smoke aroma was pleasing and evenly fresh.

They ran to the elevators laughing and carrying on as usual. A bank of 3 elevators stood like pylons to the sky. Glinda pushed the up arrow button. John McGrath was on duty and took them up to the 23rd floor. Fresh, sweet perfumed smelling warm air was coming out of the elevator fan hanging discreetly above. Eliza put her face up to catch a whiff, like the odor of a brand new car. It felt good on her face and felt revived to be back home. And at least Central Park had been fun and she’d gotten cotton candy for her treat there. The remnants dotted her faced and lips. Eliza also had some cotton candy stuck in her matted curly hair.

“Cold out?”

“Yup,” said Richard, who didn’t converse very much, but liked John, so made the effort to speak a few words and show recognition. “We played soldiers.”

“I’ll bet,” he said as he straightened his name tag.

“It’s really nasty out there,” said Eliza.

“Where you kids coming from?”

“The youth group.”

“Oh.”

“We were playing in Central Park!”

“Oh.” He stared down at them with a huge smile on his big gentle looking face. His black uniform made him look more official than what the position of elevator operator was, but the kids had always treated him like he mattered to them and was important in their eyes. They looked up to him and that’s what he liked most about them. Mrs. Osberg was very generous around Christmas too.

“Where’s Roy?” He asked.

“Probably upstairs by now and sipping hot chocolate,” said Eliza

John slowly reached into his front shirt pocked.

“More sports pins, John?”

John nodded knowingly and retrieved a pin with a little football attached to it. “Oh yes!”

“Wow, why does he get that?” asked Eliza.

“Because he is the oldest and he loves football!” said little Glinda.

“Give him this, Rich, okay?”

“OK,” said John placing the little trinket in the palm of Rich’s plumpish hand.

Finally they reached 23 just as Eliza’s ears popped.

“Bye kids, be good!”

“Bye John,” they all said in unison.

They walked to their apartment and rang the bell. The door slowly opened and Roy was there smiling at them. The little dark haired oldest Osberg smiled. He wore braces and glasses but was dressed immaculately in a white tailored shirt and black dress pants with shiny men’s shoes that always made Glinda and Eliza laugh when they talked about them because their next door neighbor Mr. Ackermann wore the almost same ones, except his had little designer holes in them.

“Hey you guys,” he said excitedly as he let them in. He could be a handsome boy one day when the braces came off and the eyes cleared up. But for now he wore them like badges, not seeming to mind or notice, and he even had to go through getting his wisdom teeth out at a very early age in his teens. It would probably make the robust looking kid stronger when he got older. There was also a barely visible scar on Roy’s left thumb from when the boy ran through a plate glass door when they lived in a house in New England. He’d almost lost that thumb if not for the quick thinking paramedics that responded.

“Roy!” said Eliza, happy to see her older brother. She hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“Here, this is from John,” said Richard, handing Roy the football pin.

“Hey, thanks.” Roy looked at the little pin and hooked it on Eliza’s shirt lapel.

“Roy!” She wore it like a metal and this one was special with a little golden plated football attached and it was the Washington Red Skins.

“Look, it’s Indians,” said Roy, knowing full well his kid sister’s love for the Indians!

“Thanks so much!” said Eliza.

The kids walked into the beautiful co-op. It smelled like fresh flowers and their mother’s expensive cologne, plus Mr. Osberg had come home tonight and everyone was in the den and Eliza could smell him clearly with his Aramis Cologne and expensive suit smell mixed with rich cigarette smoke. Sometimes she got a whiff of his breath after he’d had a few bites and sips of his Vodka and Herring delight he so loved; and it was comforting, not smelly nor offensive. He was such a fastidious man and was so clean shaven and put together so right, even with a toupee.

“There’s a lady here who is going to take care of us now,” revealed Roy.

“No more Vera the terror?” screamed Eliza.

“Nope, she’s gone!”

“Really?” asked the disbelieving Glinda, even getting up and looking out the den door into the long hallway leading to the maid’s quarters.

“This new woman’s in the den with mom and dad talking. She’s really nice, I met her!”

“Wow, neato!” said Rich.

They all walked into the cozy den. This room was decorated in very expensive brown intricate wallpaper and a huge Marc Chagall hung ever so exquisitely above the expensive Italian couch. The windows faced toward the tip of the Empire State Building, as well as the PanAm building to the right, and the Chrysler Building’s twinkling church looking lights to the left. The East River was lit up all around, and the George Washington Bridge stood to the foreground, cars flashing like stars. Trash and tugboats slowly drifted on the water, their little portals shining and cozy looking! When they came in and were seated, everyone sat quietly for a moment looking at the view that never seemed to get tiresome. In fact, it exuded their parent’s tastes.

Each child kissed their dad and sat on the couch. Mrs. Osberg was in the French chair dressed to the nines. The apartment itself was immaculate and glamorous. Mrs. Osberg was very particular about her decorators and furniture.

Lena Osberg could have been someone! With her almost Broadway career behind her and the contacts she stayed in touch with it was easy to still entertain with the idea of being known and ‘in the know’. The way she dressed and carried herself was very elegant and well put together. Blond long hair in a bun, her trademark cherry lipstick, signature white outfits and nifty flat heeled shoes in all colors and styles. The smell of Chanel #5 or A’rpeage French cologne at $100 an ounce. She shopped at Bloomingdales, Bergdorf Goodman’s, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and even I Magnin. The glamorous woman knew a lot of well heeled, high placed people and celebrities, singers and character actors. Her charity work and past paired her with many a surprise actor or singer who had even babysat them when they stayed at the UN Plaza apartment.

Their Mother Lena loved glamour! That mixed with the need to be different than all the rest, and know she was sparked with a special aura about her. Mrs. Osberg was gorgeous; she knew it. Lena was elegant, she knew. The woman who loved wearing all white and mink was outspoken and to the point; everyone around her knew that. Lena was simply smashing, gorgeous and vivacious. She didn’t smoke nor drink, except sometimes socially. She’d taken good care of herself through the years of having so many children. If all had went as planned there would have been many more kids, but she did have a few miscarriages. She and Victor had been busy, as the Kennedy’s were.

Lena could carry a conversation on for hours and absolutely lived for being in “The Know”. She was smart and raised well, fine bred in the Fine Arts, she sang opera like it was a walk in the park; Lena could play the piano and once had aspirations of either being a concert pianist or singing in the opera, but after a stint on Broadway, she met Victor Osberg and her mothering instincts overcame loving living out of a suitcase. But on the other hand, Lena used her theatrical background to her advantage; her public speaking skills took her to various forums and panels, as well as at parties in the “industry” both media and music, plus movies. In many ways it was rubbing off on Eliza, but more so with Glinda. Some called her over-dramatic, many called her beautiful and a great opera singer and the woman could raise funds for just about any cause related the The Arts!

“Kids, I’d like you to meet Gemma,” said Lena.

A young, petite light skinned black woman sat on the chair and smiled brightly.

“Kids, this is Gemma, our new housekeeper!” added Victor.

“Hello,” they all said in unison.

“She’s going to take care of you and cook, clean and keep our apartment orderly,” said Mrs. Osberg.

“I’m from Jamaica,” said the bright eyed lady.

Eliza remembered the sneering, ugly, old white face of Vera, and this new lady seemed anything but terrifying, Eliza could sense that right away!

“Wow,” they all said again in unison.

“You kids are cute, Ras…!” exclaimed Gemma, using the word “Ras” as in “Wow”.

“And she cooks!” said Eliza’s mother. “And I know what you’re thinking Eliza! You can tell right away that Gemma is a really sweet person, unlike Vera,” added Lena. She turned to Gemma. “That’s the lady we’d made the big mistake of hiring last year before we moved here to the UN Plaza, so things were a bit hectic.”

Eliza would always be haunted by Vera and remembered the incident with her younger sister getting her mouth washed out with Phisoderm nursing soap by Vera. Eliza recalled Glinda’s face turning beet red and she was screaming in terror, they both were.

Eliza stared deeply into Gemma’s twinkling brown eyes, and saw only kindness and depth she never saw in Vera’s dark grey winkers.

“I only have bad memories of Vera,” said Eliza.

Little Glinda and even Roy nodded. They would always carry the harsh memory of Vera the Terror, as they all called her.

“It takes a lot to push Roy to lose his temper like Vera and her sister Loretta did to the kids behind our backs!” admitted Mrs. Osberg.

Eliza cut in, “He ended up chasing them around the apartment with a steak knife until they locked themselves in the den bathroom.”

“They’d rile the kids up and tease them, and then claimed it was Eliza who was riling them up. Once Eliza had a terrible ear infection,” explained Mrs. Osberg.

“The school called and Vera come in a taxi and practically dragged Eliza by her sore ear to the cab and home,” explained Mr. Osberg easily remembering the incident and how they hadn’t seen how Vera was at first. “An aide saw the whole thing out the window and phoned us both!”

“Instead of trying to relieve Eliza’s apparent pain she told my daughter to go straight to her room, undress and get to bed with no t.v. on,” said Mrs. Osberg. “She told us that Eliza had been sent home from school for pretending to be sick, so at first of course we believed Vera…” She shot a loving glance of guilt toward Eliza and this had not been the first time Lena hadn’t believed her daughter hurt or ill. It’s just that she didn’t want her kids hurting, and sometimes she assumed they were playing wolf.

“But eventually by that evening the truth was out about Vera. Now that’s wrong and I should have seen that one coming. Luckily I called Fern and she and her sister flew in and took care of things for awhile until we found you Gemma!”

“Fern?” asked Gemma curiously.

“Oh, yes, we employed 2 sisters Fern and Ginny, wonderful women, to care for the kids years before Vera came into our employ,” said Victor.

“Remember, they have their own families,” said Mrs. Osberg.

But Eliza knew that Fern and Ginny just can’t stay away from the Osbergs, and the pay was very lucrative and the work was very fulfilling and busy, plus they get the fringe benefits of staying at the prestigious UN Plaza when their services were needed!

Mrs. Osberg added easily, “We would never ask them to uproot.” She leaned forward as if telling a secret. “The bottom finally fell out when Vera got so brazen as to steal my Bloomingdale’s charge plate and bought a $90 coat. She told everyone that my husband gave her permission!”

“Me Ras!” said Gemma almost dreamy-like as her cheery eyes took in the elegance of 23E.

“She was unceremoniously fired and we’ve never heard from her again and if we do the police will be involved. I did make a complaint!” said Victor.

Eliza didn’t mention that the kids had seen Loretta, Vera’s redheaded sister. She said Vera got another job on Park Avenue for some family and was making big bucks and that if “you kids want to come up to my place, I’ll make you a nice spaghetti dinner” to which the kids never accepted. As she walked away Eliza and Glinda would make fun of her.

Now this wonderful, young, friendly lady, eyes dancing with fun, stood before the kids laughing and carrying on with them.

After that, before dinner Eliza started to run her bath, Gemma came up and a said, “We’re gonna’ have so much fun, ras child! She even helped Eliza run her bath, and then washed her tangled naturally curly hair for Eliza which was a luxury. Even Glinda hopped in the tub as Gemma began to wash their hair and laugh with them. The Jamaican’s hands were supple and gentle and her demeanor kind. She had 4 children of her own and lived in Brooklyn with her husband Lev, whom Mrs. Osberg ended up getting a high profile job working at the UN Garage.

“Gemma, I like you,” said Glinda as she rinsed off.

“Me too!” added Eliza as she dunked her head under the warm cloudy water in the tub and all the grim and dirt of playing in the middle of Central Park came off of her like a second skin! It felt great to be clean and warm. Her fingers were still a bit frozen and were thumping, but soon that would subside once she was dry and in her night gown watching the latest t.v. show this evening.

It’s going to be my first night staying with you kids!”

“Yea,” cried both girls.

Gemma would sleep in her quarters and all the children were looking forward to it. That evening Eliza’s parents left for a glamorous party upstairs where Mr. and Mrs. Glass lived.

Gemma said, “I’m going to make ya’all hamburgers and French fries – a real treat for you!”

It looked good and all the kids were talking and conversing. “We’re so glad Vera is long gone. Gemma can you be a real ‘Gem’ to us?” asked Eliza.

Gemma smiled nicely and nodded.

They all watch TV in the den. Then Glinda fell asleep on the couch and Gemma ended up carrying the cute pixy to bed.

“Good night Gemma, thanks,” said Eliza as Gemma tucked them both in.

“Sure Sweetie. Kiss me dede,” she said kissing them each on the forehead.

CROW’S NEST ON THE 23RD FLOOR – UN PLAZA VANTAGE

The next day rose into a bright sparkling winter morning as the sun lifted slowly into the sky. It’s orange rays bounced and climbed over the East River winding its way around the various scrubby green parks dotting the streets of the lower East Side of Manhattan! The famous Twin Towers were in the foreground the 2 gleaming and sparkling like a contessa of diamonds all 110 floors of them!

Cars, buses and brigades of yellow cabs made their way up 1st Avenue as day overcame the twinkling lights of The Big Apple. And on the opposite end of the World Trade Center buildings, facing The Western Front across the street from the United Nations Building stood 2 tall, brilliant buildings rising up over Tudor City. The UN Plaza Towers stood alone in all their own gleaming glory!

Eliza, the curly-headed rambunctious 10 year old stared down at the long rows of shiny black foreign delegate cars lining up in front of the UN Rose Gardens. They looked like her brother’s Match Box collection, so small, yet so dignified even from that high up, over 20 stories!

She awoke to the slight commotion beginning at the UN Building, just a slight ripple of a clamor with men running to and fro, and even police cars taking positions on all 4 corners. “Wow, something is really going on today,” she said aloud. Eliza caught the slight strains of the scratching sound of radios and walkie talkies drifting all the way up to her bedroom!

The East River glistened in the background, with the 59th Street Bridge to the left and the George Washington Bridge in the distance picking up the slack for a spectacular view. It was always breathtaking, especially when something big was about to go down at the United Nations, which faced Eliza and Glinda’s bedroom.

Senator Robert F. Kennedy along with his family lived in on the 14th floor in the other tower and brushed by Eliza like a normal everyday thing. Eliza even remembered the Senator coming in the elevator and actually meeting her gaze and looking straight at her big feet, probably wondering if she were a boy or a girl! It was hard to believe he’s been assassinated not even a year ago. Then on the day of Kenney’s funeral, Eliza had full eye contact and a conversation with Ethel, who at that time was dressed in all black and heading for her husbands funeral at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, where even Eliza’s mother and grandmother attended and sat in the front row.

Her father and brothers and sister were upstairs in their dad’s den watching it on t.v. scanning for them in the crowd. Meanwhile Eliza stood transfixed as she said to Mrs. Kennedy, “Don’t worry, everything will be alright, Mrs. Kennedy!” Eliza said trying to imitate how her dad said it to her when she was very ill last winter. It calmed her then and she hoped it would steady Mrs. Kennedy.

“I know, Dear,” said Mrs. Kennedy, now a widow, with a single tear making its way down her face! She smiled at Eliza and everyone in the elevator were transfixed for a split second, until the doors opened on the Lobby level and she exited with her entourage in tow as a million and one flash bulbs and camera lights shined on her. Eliza had stayed in the elevator with Juan the operator. The clamor followed Mrs. Kennedy’s exit out the revolving doors and into a big black stretch limo. Eliza rode the elevator with Juan back up to 23, and thanked him. “Do you think Tom will tell?” asked Eliza speaking of the head front desk man who had been with the UN Plaza since it was built.

“I don’t know, Miss, you know him pretty well!”

“We’ll see, thanks Juan! By the way why didn’t they make the UN Plaza an even 40 floors instead of 38?” the imaginative, creative kid asked the old Cuban elevator man.

“I don’t know that one ‘neither, Miss Osberg,’ said Juan sweetly, but with dignity.
Do you think it could have something to do with the 13th floor, look it’s even listed on the elevator panel?” Eliza pointed to the fancy board of round yellow lights. “Most of my friend’s buildings don’t even have a 13th floor.

“Well, I hear that most large buildings in New York City skipped the number entirely,” said Juan as Eliza left and skipped away. She was a whippersnapper that was for sure…

Now Eliza sat on the window sill pondering where Ethel Kennedy and her kids had gone, which later she found out was Virginia, or Cape Cod. They used to live in the East Tower on the 14th floor!

Eliza was eagerly joined by her sister and two older brothers Richard and Roy.

“Can’t you tell that there’s something really big going on today?” said Eliza looking out at the great expanse of the city with the East River simmering with tug boats, tour boat company Circle Line and even barges hulking with trash sifting back and forth.

As she was thinking about Robert Kennedy, and the day she met him and they had a “moment” in the elevator, a vibrating sound shook the window.

Suddenly, out of nowhere a roaring black helicopter flew by. Eliza’s eyes almost popped out of her skull when she saw it. They all jumped back startled.

Eliza wondered if other tenants heard the commotion or made any big deals about it after so many years.

“I hope it doesn’t wake mom up,” said the concerned Richard, always worried about his mom Lena.

It was Tuesday morning as their mother Lena Osberg slept like a log, not even an atom bomb could disturb her deep sleep, in the sprawling master bedroom. Their father, Victor Osberg had flown to where he maintained a lace factory in New England and manufactured lace and odd women’s underwear with no cotton crotch. They were innovated in Victor Osberg’s mind, so he was trying to make them all the rage and that included his daughters wearing them! Lena always wore them; she had them in 3 different colors and designs and didn’t mind that there wasn’t a solid crotch.

Eliza’s father spent 3 days there at his two bedroom apartment, and then he’d rent a seaplane and fly back to New York City for 3 days. He usually rented the smaller plane, but sometimes flew commercial.

The Osbergs received the best tables in the restaurants, the best service, #1 seats in the theaters and the best rooms in hotels. It was in Mrs. Osberg’s nature to strive for the big things in life. She got it, but not quite like it should have been! But an interesting life for Eliza lay ahead and was destined!

The 4 of them watched out the bedroom window as the Black Hawk helicopter hovered slowly down to the front lawn of the UN and landed. People passed by it as if it was another every day occurrence. As the roaring rotors stopped their twirling a few Secret Service agents flooded the perimeter around the copter. Nothing happened at first. The kids got impatient and had to get ready for school.

“Wait, hang on,” said Eliza. “Just one second!”

“Nothing’s happening!” answered Eliza’s older brother Roy. “Who cares anyway?” He got off the window sill. Eliza knew that was standard for her older brother, who seemed to lose interest before she or her sister and other brother Richard did. He’d gone back to his bedroom he shared with his brother and was dressing for school. The oldest Osberg sibling attended a different one than his brother and sisters and there was talk about sending him to a ritzy boarding school in Upstate, New York somewhere, which sounded very exciting to Eliza, who sometimes wished she was a boy!

“Do you think Darrin or Dum-Dum know what’s happening?” asked Glinda, feeling a bit scared.

“I’m sure they’ve been briefed since they do work in the building,” said Neil trying to sound like a policeman.

Just then, as Eliza was about to give up herself, the helicopter doors opened and 3 men got out. They surrounded a cloaked figure dressed in black and grey Arab uniform, with his ‘signature’ turban.

“Look, its Arafat,” yelled Eliza, her nose glued to the window.

Gemma, their Jamaican housekeeper breezed in. “Time for breakfast,” said Gemma in a thick West Indies-like lilted accent. She’d been with the Osbergs for almost 3 years and was hired soon after they moved in to the well known UN Plaza Apartments. She had quickly become almost desensitized to the Osbergs constant clamor and energy, which was very high and it wasn’t just stupid kids talking like parrots. They brought up interesting facts, and asked many questions. And not just run of the mill questions… Questions that deserved an honest and long drawn out answer. These kids drew you out of your shell which Gemma had put herself in at first. She retreated by locking her bedroom door at the UN Plaza and watching her t.v. and ignoring them at first, especially in the evenings after she’d looked after and cleaned up after them. But as the months passed she became very involved with the kids, and that was mostly due to Fern, a very close family friend who cared for them even longer before Gemma had arrived. Not that Gemma was ignoring her duties, she knew how to handle things, and the kids did mind her.

Gemma could just imagine how the school teachers dealt with this group!…A smile came to the sweet Jamaican woman’s lips… Her big white teeth were wide and strong. She looked, at that time, in her crisp white nurses uniform and white shores, like an angel with a twinkle in her soft brown eyes. She put in many years at the Osberg residence and would probably always be there for years to come. Just then the apartment phone rang. Gemma answered. It was Tom the desk man who had been there since the building opened in 1966, and it was amazing how he ran the front lobby, like a clock. He didn’t take any crap. “Just want to remind you to keep a sharp on those kids today, Gemma,” he said briskly. Yassar Arafat is around and there’s going to be demonstrations and a big ruckus and I know I’m sticking my foot in my mouth, but keep the kids away from there, please!” he pleaded.

“Yes sir,” Gemma answered in that soft voice she used to soothe Glinda when she was crying or fussy.

“I’m talking about when they go off to school. They’ll have to leave out the back entrance of the East Tower…Have them use the service elevator down to the cellar, then wall down the hallway to the other tower and get on do as instructed. I’ve called the school and the school van and they know of this situation,” said Tom officially.

Eliza attended PS 59, otherwise known as Beekman Hill School.
“But Mr. Shelley,” said Gemma. “They’ve been taking public transportation rather than being picked up.”

Tom’s voice was livid. “What? You mean to tell me they are not being picked up by the usual school bus van or limos like the other kids in the building and surrounding area?”

Gemma was silent then avoided it all by saying, “I will make sure they make it to the bus stop far from the UN Building, Mr. Shelley.”

“Please do!” He hung up.

As Glinda and Eliza got ready for school they laughed and joked with each other as Gemma went to the kitchen and started breakfast and started explaining the plan to the children who saw it all as a game like on TV!

“Just like on the Mod Squad, I wanna’ be Peggy Lipton,” shouted Eliza.

Roy ran in and turned on the little black and white t.v. set in the kitchen. It was a “special report” which always intrigued the kids because of the seriousness of the situation and that it directly affected them because they lived right by the eye of the hurricane!

“Do you have all your school things?” Gemma breezed out of the kitchen and into the girl’s bedroom down the hall.

Their Aunt Dorothy decorated their bedroom in shades of orange, black and white. Ripe stripes of color ran above along the upper walls that were wall papered the expensive way. There was bright “orange” wall to wall shag carpeting with the two beds on either side of the bedroom. And of course the Orange bedspreads and white wicker headboards, even a little white wicker elephant used as a nightstand blended interestingly. Some of the furniture in their bedroom was converted from their nurseries; a white wicker rocking chair and a delicate lamp with a statue of a white angel holding up the bulb. Pretty frilly paintings hung on their walls as well as the girl’s own artwork and scribblings.

Both girls were dressed and had grabbed their book bags and were in the kitchen where a nice nutritious breakfast of poached eggs, crispy lean bacon, lightly buttered toast and freshly squeezed juice awaited them awaited them. Roy and Richard were already at the round glass table chowing down. They all ate heartily and with gusto, but the Osberg children were reared on the ‘salad fork’, and showed much decorum at the dining table, except sometimes Eliza, who acted up and usually got a reprimand. It was Mr. Osberg doing the yelling about it, but he wasn’t around this morning.

And when he was gone, the Osberg children ran wild and their mother indulged them with money for Bernie’s Candy Store downstairs in the Delegates Lobby while she arranged big charity events and fund raisers for certain colleges and organizations! Her resume reads like a “who is who of entertainment”, but like most mother’s involved in The Arts, she also exposed her children to many things that were not on the menu of the other families at their schools and after school centers. But Lena was able to make many friends and occupied herself with family, running seemingly endless shopping errands plus her husbands anal demands to pick up his dry cleaning, have a certain type of dinner or just be ready to go out at the drop of a hat. She, Lena ran the household smoothly and with such formality in her even and electric way!

Victor Osberg took care of them all though and took them to vacation places and Europe with his wife in the summertime while the kids went to 9 week summer camps in Maine. He lavished everything he had on his beautiful, worldly wife Lena and his four children! Life was very good at that moment and neither would change a thing. Although, he had to admit that he was a little hard on his wife, her being from that entertainment Broadway crowd, raised by a daddy that indulged her every fancy, he could understand. His Navy background warranted it, so she put up with it, because they loved each other, and had actually met twice before, years ago before the fireworks burst in air in the late 1950’s after he’d gotten out of the Navy. But that is another story. Flash forward and here they were raising a family in the best apartment building on the Lower East Side in the Turtle Bay District. Lena had even attended the famed Julliard School of music which was virtually a stone’s throw from their digs. It was Heaven for Lena, and she indulged her children and encouraged them to read and take up hobbies and take a keen interest in The Arts, Broadway and The Theatre; taking them all to the Nutcracker Suite and all the Christmas and Easter shows at Radio City Music Hall hadn’t hurt them one bit.

Mrs. Osberg got a kick out of buying her girls books on which were loosely based on a little girl named Eloise who roams the halls of The Plaza Hotel. Her family was a bit more retro 1970’s than little French Eloise’s, but the books were fun to read to the kids. In fact, Lena loved to read the books out loud, which her children loved. And when they took the kids to the Plaza Hotel for dinner, there were huge posters of Eloise and everyone kept saying how much little Glinda looked like her, even though it was blatantly obvious that Eloise resembled Eliza more than Glinda.

Eliza was just too hyper for anyone to start to pay too much attention to her thus she would get too energetic, so most times they were trying to hold her down and make her quiet. Deep down inside they all knew Eliza was a special, creative little girl. Maybe with time she would be calmer. Maybe they would one day take Dr. Shipps advice and give her a pill to help her sleep. But then, maybe not.

The kids finished quickly, maybe a bit too quickly. Gemma was on to them!

“Listen to me, you kids march right down to the East Tower and out the back door and straight to the 1st Avenue bus stop. And to make sure you do, I am going with you!”

“Ohhhh, Gemma, no,” cried Richard!

“What about Roy?” asked Eliza.

“Roy’s bus is waiting outside by the East Tower.”

“Okay, Gemma,” said Roy, never misbehaving and always doing what they asked. But he asked so many questions sometimes, and it was usually questions he already knew the answers too but he wanted attention!

Though Richard was quiet and shy, he did have a very bad temper and he could get very riled up about things. Eliza was like the battery for it all to go. Glinda fussed and cried on a dime, but got away with it because she was just so cute. She looked like a little dolly crying and you just wanted to take her in your arms and rock her back and forth and sing an old Jamaican lullaby to!

Gemma got the kids ready, like an assembly line, but everyone had either a bagged lunch stuffed with goodies, or lunch money.

She walked them out the door, waited at the elevator, rode it down, and walked them to the back entrance of the East Tower. Roy’s van was there and she deposited him with no problems. Then she walked the other three to the bus stop on First Avenue where some other ruffian looking children waited. As soon as they spotted Gemma, they started laughing and making racial slurs, something Gemma never tolerated. She gave them a very disapproving look.

As the bus came down First Avenue, Eliza was eager to get on that bus. Once they got on the bus, Eliza saw that Gemma had gotten on and was talking to the bus driver, who was a black man and Jamaican like she was. She and the bus driver got out of the bus and gave the boys a real tongue lashing which quieted them down. They were Catholic school boys and attended John Holland School farther up on First Avenue.

“You kids better mind your manners!” scolded the bus driver as Gemma left without a backwards glance. Eliza watched the little, sweet young housekeeper they had grown to love more everyday walk back to the UN Plaza.

One of the kids hustled over to Eliza. “She seems really steamed, Man,” He slurred. Something wasn’t right about these kids today.

“Leave us alone,” shouted Eliza, sort of wishing she were on Roy’s bus and going to his school rather than the rough and tumble mixed school she attended now. Not that PS 59 was all bad, she loved school.

The kids backed off when they spotted the bus driver giving them a ‘Voodoo’ eye. “Sit down boys or you’all be walkin’ to yer’ fancy school!”

The boys sat down without another word and the rest of the trip passed uneventfully. A few women got on headed uptown to the financial district were talking about the helicopter from what she’d seen on the news this morning. Eliza joined in on their conversation saying that she and her brother and sister saw Arafat and the whole thing unfolding.

“We had to go out this secret entrance that they only use in extreme emergencies!” Eliza hyped up, just to see their reaction.

Glinda laughed sweetly. Richard turned around shyly smiling and looking out the bus window.

“Where do you guys live?” asked one woman, a blond bombshell dressed in a very short mini skirt and wearing a long maxi coat.

“The UN Plaza,” said Eliza proudly.

“Wow, ritzy,” said another lady.

“Ever see any movie stars?”

That was Eliza’s cue!

“Yes, let’s see, Johnny Carson and his wife!

“What’s he like?”

“He’s sort of mean!”

“What are you saying? Johnny Carson is mean?”

“Hey, shut up Eliza,” said Richard.

“Well, this is our stop kids, if you see Johnny and he’s not acting mean, tell him I’ve got a singer he’s got to hear, okay?” She handed Eliza her card and the three women laughed and hooted and left the bus.

Eliza took the card and put it in her front pocket.

“You are not going to give it to him are you Eliza?” asked Richard.

“Maybe, maybe not!” she answered.

They would ride the city bus all the way up First Avenue. At 57th Street they would walk three blocks to 3rd Avenue where their school was. They were rarely late.

As the bus made its way down the street, the bus driver asked, “So how long has she been with you?”

“Who?”

“Your housekeeper!”

“Oh, about 3 years,” answered Eliza, suddenly thinking back to when Gemma had
first come to them out of the blue after a horrible stint with a housekeeper they named Vera the Terror. All the kids were glad that Gemma was there with her sister and they were also getting to know her better each month that passed. She was a good lady and had a family of her own. Two boys and two girls, plus maybe more.

“She’s happily married though,” said Eliza.

The black bus driver sighed but handled it well, probably having many girls of his own, maybe even a wife.

“Do you love Gemma, Mr. Bus Driver?” asked Glinda.

The bus driver seemed to get shy but laughed nervously. “Nooooo, ‘course not… I have a wife,” he said, trying to sound miffed.

“She’s married too, and her husband works in our garage at the UN Plaza!”

“Not that’s fine, just fine…hmmmm,” acknowledged the bus driver as he maneuvered around multiple yellow taxis and many Town Cars clogging the bus lane.

“We love her so much!” said Eliza.

“I can see that kids!”

“She’s very nice!”

“I can see that easily,” he said. “How did you find such a…a … a … a Gem?”

They all laughed.

“I think someone recommended her because the one before Gemma was this really mean older lady.” They made a face thinking of the horrible Vera.

“Well, you’all lucky to have a lady like Gemma!”

“We know, we know,” they all agreed.

Eliza thought back to the time she had first met Gemma and already the housekeeper was like one of the family.

ELIZA’S LEGS BEHIND HER BACK TRICK!

Eliza was always very flexible. She’d be able to take her legs and fold them behind her back which would amaze even amaze the biggest and meanest of all bullies.

The curly-head, hyper girl has a fine tuned memory and could recall as far back as being 3 years old and falling asleep in the Yoga Lotus position. Mrs. Osberg would check on her daughter and would be aghast at how she folded herself all up in a round ball… Mrs. Osberg made a big problem out of it and forbade Eliza to sleep that way, as if Eliza didn’t have enough worries as it stood.

In school, starting at first grade, Eliza noticed by accident that could she could do that; the folding of her legs behind her back trick… otherwise known as, “Hey Eliza, roll up into a ball!!!!”.

But that would bring attention to her odd looking fingers, which only had 2 knuckles, instead of the customary 3 everyone had on each hand, and a few of her fingers were bent to the right, the ring fingers and the pinky on the right hand. This brought mostly “unwanted” attention to her, and that along with her crazy antics of bending her body like an Indian Yogi didn’t dull her presence that seemed to thrive on some underlying need for attention!

Then there was her keen love for the American Indians. She was so into them. And Eliza so easily had become a full fledged Far East Student as well … She would have excelled at Yoga if her parents had only allowed her even though she did have a lot of freedom of expression thanks to her mother and father.

Her dad had much experience with it when he did a stint in the Navy in the early Fifties. He’d taken a liking to the Oriental culture and art, and had many things Oriental.

They were not encouraging her to do the Yoga, and seemed dead set against letting Eliza try it. They warned her not to do it. But in school Eliza was more popular when she did the Yoga antics. It sort of empowered her and led them to change her wardrobe from the cute little dresses to the little boy’s Danskin outfits.

It should be noted that Barbara Streisand mentioned in her semi autobiography that she too could do that same trick as Eliza could do, putting her legs behind her head and rolling up into a ball, so that fueled even more antics at school. Streisand is quoted in the book to the extent of this: “When I was a kid I remember I could do this little trick for attention. I would gather the other kids around me and would plop down on the ground and roll my legs up behind my head and roll up into a ball. I got a lot of attention, until my mother found out, and knowing I was wearing dresses…Oye, oye!’

But Eliza had her limitations too. Due to her missing knuckles she could not grip the jungle gym bars, and she could not make a full fist so later on in her lifespan she would also take a high interest in Oriental things, especially Karate, which allowed her to learn open handed jabs and techniques. That along with her flexible body would take her far when she’d finally joined a Karate school in college, which would be years from now!

Eliza had a natural enthusiasm that bordered on hyper activity but they had never given her any meds of any kind, except when she was very ill as a child and they had given her a mild antihistamine. Some wondered if maybe Eliza Osberg was out of control. In first grade she jumped up excitedly because she knew the answer to the riddle in the workbook, which came to her mind quicker than most of the other normal students in the large classroom. Mrs. Slusskin was standing over the child and suddenly Eliza jumped up and knocked the teacher with the top of her little curly head, clocking the teacher in the chin, making a bloody mess! At first they thought perhaps she may have hit the teacher on purpose out of an anger outburst, but a little German boy saw it all and saved Eliza from the gallows! It was the shy, quiet boy who still donned the traditional German suspenders and leather chap looking shorts and intricately woven top!

Roland & Eliza! They made a great pair, like Judy Garland & Mickey Rooney. Captain & Tennille. Minnie & Mickey Mouse?

When Roland and Eliza met, the two became inseparable. They ate together, played together, talked non stop and tried to sit together in class. Mrs. Hamilton made it her ‘life’s blood’ to keep the two lovebirds apart, which is what it was becoming. Roland got a great kick out of kissing Eliza, and watching her roll up into a ball, so did the other kids, but when Roland’s brother Daniel asked Eliza to do her leg trick for his sixth grader buddies and kiss Roland for them, the couple agreed readily. Any attention for Eliza in her mind was good attention. So at recess practically the whole sixth grade made a beeline for the little couple, who usually sat together under in the sandbox building things with excess cinder blocks they’d found. The kids made a circle around them! Eliza and Roland did their ‘thing’!

“Now kiss!” Every coaxed.

They kissed, holding each other close.

“Woooo, what a kiss,” said one boy in awe.

“Now do that trick Eliza, do it, do it!”

Everyone began chanting, “Do it, Do it Eliza, Do it!”

The whole crowd was chanting louder and louder until the usually distant 9th graders across the fence over at the High School of Art & Design even looked in.

“Do it Eliza, Do it, Do it, Do it Eliza, Do it, Do it!”

And she did, very well indeed. Everyone screamed with glee, some others in shock, this girl Eliza could really tie herself up…”Wow!”

But ‘acting’ principal Averberg had been looking out from his “parapet” at the whole incident from beginning to end, and he was going to take action. He called Mrs. Hamilton, of all his staff, in and said, “Go see what that’s all about!”

“Yes, Mr. Averberg,” said Mrs. Hamilton, loving the authority that her job lended. She went outside and walked up to the group, with her hands on her hips. She spotted Roland and Eliza on the ground in full swing! They were not acting dirty or causing bad things, but on the contrary it was making everyone laugh, so much so that some students who were usually bullying were rolling around laughing and holding their stomachs in glee over the trick Eliza did and how the 1st grade couple would kiss and show cute love for each other, budding love, not dirty.

Mrs. Hamilton watched with eyes squinting in rising anger as Eliza jumped up and down then put her legs way behind her head so effortlessly that it was like being in a circus!

Mrs. Hamilton ran into the crowd of kids and grabbed Roland by the collar and pushed him away. “Stand there,” she yelled. Eliza looked up from the ground. She’d been laughing and carrying on then saw an upside down Mrs. Hamilton glaring at her and for a second she saw Marla’s ugly triangle face mixed in there, but there was something else in Mrs. Hamilton’ eyes, pure unadulterated hatred, maybe even slight racism rearing its ugly head during that time. The woman did have access to school records, and her daughter let her know where Eliza lived and all that that entailed. So Mrs. Hamilton must feel a mixture of things that would breed such a scathing attitude that had been building all through Eliza’s years at Beekman Hill School.

Eliza realized then that she was in big trouble. The plucky little tomboy nimbly got to her feet, dusted herself off and faced Mrs. Hamilton pretending she was famous Apache war chief Geronimo, an Indian that she so admired through her love and study of American Indians!

Mrs. Hamilton grabbed Eliza and shoved her over to where Roland stood stiffly. He unconsciously put his skinny arm around Eliza.

“You two are a menace and should not be together,” ranted Mrs. Hamilton as she came over and pushed the two friends apart again.

Eliza spotted Marla, who stood in the crowd of kids looking on and smirking. She stuck her little pink serpent-looking tongue at Eliza. The other girl ignored her and said a prayer and just smiled back as if Marla stuck her tongue out for a joke.

“I’m glad you are not my mother,” said Eliza to the irate Mrs. Hamilton.

“Girl, get, git’, git to the office now!” Mrs. Hamilton proceeded to prod the kids through the terrace and into the hallway toward the principal’s office like a prison guard. “You should be glad you ain’t my child!” She had them each held in her clamped down bony, long finger-nailed hands. The older woman took hold of Roland and Eliza’s shoulders and continued directing them like prisoners roughing them up just a tad, just enough she knew she could get away with. They walked down a long hallway to the principal’s office. She made a big point of acting like a prison guard and that’s how she treated her own kids! At that moment Eliza was grateful Mrs. Hamilton wasn’t her mom, but she did not feel anything for Marla at this point. They reached the principal’s office.

“Sit down, you here,” directed Mrs. Hamilton like a Nazi SS man. Almost like a Gestapo officer, Mrs. Hamilton goose-stepped down the hall and out of sight.

Across from them Eliza spotted the boy who had earlier shot a rubber band at little girl sitting in an adjoining classroom across the hall from where he’d been sent out for being unruly. His weapon hit its mark from almost 30 feet away, by shear luck and had struck the girl square in the eye. The boy began talking to them non stop and even wanted Eliza to “roll up into a ball!”

“No, I can’t,” said Eliza exasperated. She was a bit nervous over things.

“Do you guys really kiss?” asked the unruly boy, with the ruffled black hair, dark freckles and dancing mischievous eyes darting this way and that way!

“Yes,” said Roland matter of fact. “But not for you, kid!”

Mrs. Hamilton had left them all there without another word or backward glance. She had other “fish” to fry! In her mind she’d done her job, so she returned to her post on the recess floor out on the terrace.

Roland came over to Eliza and took her hand and squeezed it. “Don’t worry, it will be okay,” he assured. His big blue eyes were soft and his blond hair ruffled over black thick rimmed glasses a bit askew upon his cute little German nose, but Eliza loved his outfit of suspenders and leathers. She also loved his lunches of ham sandwiches, Chocolate Snack pack and dried apricots that his mom packed him every day.

“You know what Eliza,” said Roland.

“What.”

“One day we’ll get married and they’ll never separate us!”

“They’ll never keep us apart, Roland, no they won’t,” agreed Eliza as the rubber band boy looked on in awe and interest.

“And we’ll elope, right?”

“Can I come?” asked the bad kid, just for a second seeming to want to.

“No,” both Roland and Eliza said with finality.

“Yes, I’ll get a long ladder up to your apartment!” Said Roland, already seeing it in his little 7 year old mind’s eye.

“You guys are talking doo-doo!” The boy actually shot a rubber band he’d hidden in his shoe at them.

“Shut up kid! Said Roland who dodged the flying projectile easily.

“You shut up,” he spat back, even spitting a wad at the couple.

"Hey, stop it,” Said Eliza. “We’re in a lot of trouble too kid!”

“Yea, shut your mouth!” Roland grabbed the rubber band and stretched it until it broke and then threw it back at the boy.

At that second the principal came in. He looked at the children sitting there. Eliza and Roland were arm and arm. He shook his head in a ‘tsk, tsk’ fashion.

“Roland, Eliza,” said Mr. Averberg.

“Yes sir,” they said in unison.

He took them in the office, but he couldn’t be hard on them and already stories about Mrs. Hamilton’ tactics in the recess yard were becoming distressing. He knew Mrs. Osberg and knew the families, even Roland’s. His mother is a doctor, and both children were bright. But this was very troubling. “You can not continue to make a spectacle of yourselves,” said Mr. Averberg sternly.

“We are so sorry,” said Eliza.

“I don’t’ want to hear any excuses. If you continue to be unruly and continue to act out of hand, I’ll have to take steps,” warned Mr. Averberg. He was already planning to leave Roland back one grade, not just because of his closeness with Eliza Osberg, but he’d seem to be having problems. Maybe that would quell their friendship.

“Now I have a pressing matter to deal with here,” he said. “Did you see that boy out in the hallway?”

“Yes,” they both said in unison again. They were a very cute and intelligent couple.

“Well, that will be the last time you will see him, he’s being expelled for shooting a rubber band at a girl. That girl is in the hospital and they are trying to save her eye!”

“Oh, how terrible!”

“So I want you both to calm down and be like the ladies and gentlemen I know you can be. I know both of your families and this is not respectable for Beekman Hill School!”

“Okay.”

“Good, now get on with you to class. I will have a chat with Mrs. Hamilton too!”

“Okay, thanks sir!”

“It’s okay kids, just don’t get into trouble and stay calm!”

“We will. We’re going to elope!”

“What? Now don’t be talking like that kids!”

“It’s true, Mr. Averberg!” Said Eliza.

“Get back to class now, and stop talking such foolery!”

The two left the office. The boy outside leaned forward in expectation, wanting to know his fate. Eliza hesitated to tell him and bit her tongue, lest she get in more trouble. She so wanted to scream it out that he was getting expelled! Roland held her hand rather tightly which helped her stare straight ahead as the boy’s parents were running down the hallway to hear the bad news. They looked so normal it was hard to believe it was that kid’s parents. Roland and Eliza walked down the hallway and knew homeroom was about to begin so they headed to Mrs. Epstein’s class! She had sat them on opposite sides but they were always making ‘goo-goo eyes’ at each other so she put Eliza facing toward the window and Roland toward the desk by the door! It was heart breaking for the couple because they so enjoyed each other. The whole class knew this, but no one said a word, but many snickered in little groups usually just making fun of the couple that seemed meant to be together! Tragic is a better word, so most fed on tragic circumstances…

Mrs. Epstein was strict and if you were quiet, she would give you a piece of candy, usually a Hershey kiss and many wanted to play that game! Roland always gave Eliza his chocolate because he could remain very quiet and would do it for Eliza, because she was the opposite, usually getting a demerit for talking and carrying on. He knew she didn’t hit Mrs. Slusskin on purpose last year. He’d seen her jump up in excitement and she didn’t realize the teacher was standing over her. If not for him maybe Eliza would have been suspended! He’d also said that she should stop with the legs behind her back. She was getting in too much trouble and more than not they were separating her and him, and he didn’t want that. They talked on the telephone until Eliza’s mother popped on wanting to call someone.

But by the Fall of the following year right before school started for 1970, Roland was to leave the country going back to his homeland. Eliza would always remember their antics, how they would play in the sandbox at school and build little houses and temples with the blocks in the sand. Their favorite game was how Roland would play a white flying horse and Eliza would direct him all over the recess terrace. They would fight imaginary enemies and dodge other kids as they would try and pull on Eliza’s naturally curly hair. Then they’d wander over to the big kids playing the game “Ride a Buck” where they would jump on the backs of kids stooped over and ride them like a bronco until there were 10 kids popping up and down, bobbing and landing pretty hard on the terrace tiles! They never did it, except once Roland was coaxed into it and got a black eye from being kneed in the face by someone! Mrs. Hamilton actually tried to say that Eliza had hit Roland in anger and that the German boy was lying to protect his little girlfriend, but Mr. Averberg would have no part of that.

At that moment Eliza thought about the one time Roland and her had ended up in her apartment building.

But while playing and running through the building they stopped on the dim lit 13th floor of the United Nations Plaza Apartments. It was decorated in dark ‘Halloween’ colors but there was a very potent odor of potpourri or some type of bitter smelling herb conjuring up images of potions and aromas.

“Be damned if you lived on the 13th floor!” Screamed the German boy who had captured Eliza’s little 7 year old heart!

“The couple who live here are friends with my parents,” pointed out Eliza to Roland. “But they are so strange. She gives my sister these little Oriental pin cushions like Voodoo dolls or something like that…and the man has a lazy left eye and is just strange all together. He paints as a hobby and it was always just rows and rows of faces, happy faces, sad faces, round, blue, red and yellow, drawn like a little kid drawing an audience of faces at a baseball game. It was shallow, yet there was some weird thing about how he did it,” said Eliza easily to Roland who just smiled, so smitten…He leaned over as she was talking and planted a sweet kiss on her cheek and held her hand softly and with awe… “I love your fingers, they’re so different!”

But later on Mr. & Mrs. 13th Floor would come to dinner and as usual Eliza would cause a stir… which would almost been comical if the couple had not lived on the
13th floor! Who knows?

“I wish we could forward in time and then be together,” said Roland as they sat on the floor of the 13th.

“I know what you mean. We’ve tried everything, but I guess we’ll have to wait until we grow up,” said Eliza. She remembered they’d tired Astro Projection and it didn’t work. They were still in this time. So they tried to pretend when they entered this alley by the school and Roland said, “When we emerge from here, it’s going to be 15 years in the future and we’ll walk away from the school and start our life. Let’s try, okay?”

“Sure, let’s do it!” They’d made a strong attempt at it, prayed, tried conjuring up the image. Then as if it really would happen, they left the alley only to find themselves where they’d always been. “Well just have to keep trying,” said Roland holding Eliza tightly.

MRS. O’s GINGER ALE & CRACKERS

There were moments when Eliza and Glinda got equal treatment and that’s when it was time for bed and Mrs. Osberg would bring her daughters ginger ale and crackers on 2 elegant gold trays. Lena would sit with them and read them stories out of the many books on hand in their quaint bedroom. The girls loved it. It calmed them. As she read Eloise at the Plaza, her voice took on the characters French airs and it took the girl’s to far away Europe and even the Plaza itself, where they’d been many times with their Grandma Hazel for fancy tea, although Hazel preferred The Russian Tea Room.

As For Mrs. Osberg, she read in a clear, fresh almost operatic voice, the girls were taken right to the scenes and got very excited as their beautiful mother, who really did resemble Lana Turner, the actress of the 1940’s, read Eloise at the Plaza without a flaw… The two sisters sat back under their covers and sipped their chilled Canada Dry Ginger Ales and munched on simple saltines. They looked satisfied. And Mrs. O. smelled so fresh and good and elegant. In the night Eliza could still smell her mother’s expensive odor and that was long after she’d left their bedroom and went out, or retired for the evening.

The odor actually sometimes lulled Eliza to sleep because usually their mother would spend more evening time with them when their father was away at his factory. It was a simple arrangement and everyone sort of liked it, because Victor Osberg could be very strict, even on Lena, who was a ravishing beauty and held just as much, if not more stature than her hubby Victor O!

Sometimes instead of reading to the girls, Mrs. Osberg would sing to her daughters, but they absolutely loved when she would sing an opera standard called “Papers” about a Jewish concentration camp woman trying to escape and who is stopped by the Nazis. She is being interrogated by a German officer. “Papers, Papers,…What is your name, Magda Salone, Age 42…,” Mrs. Osberg would sing the words in a high soprano opera emotional stance… Sometimes it was overwhelming, but spectacular all the same. It was as if Lena became the concentration camp woman trying to escape. The emotion on her face, her facial expressions and the way she sang the opera with a lot of gusto and emotion. She thrived on it. She loved it

THE LATEST:

CLOONEY & LARSON STILL A COUPLE AFTER MOTORCYCLE CRASH

George Clooney & Sarah Larson were out and about today in light of a motorcycle crash. Here is the 911 call transcript with Clooney sounding very calm.

“I need an ambulance to come right away! There’s 2 injured!”
“Is anyone bleeding?” asked the police dispatcher
“No, but it seems like her leg is broken,” says Clooney.

The crash left George with a fractured rib and his new girlfriend Sarah Larson with some broken toes! Clooney said about Sarah, “She’s very tough, she can hang!”

The good looking couple made an appearance on the red carpet with Larson sporting an ace bandage on one foot and a sexy stiletto on the other dressed to then nines in Armani. “Hey, you’ve got to commit to a little bit of style still,” joke Clooney. “We are ‘road trash’ and I got a busted rib, I’m fine. She’s a lot worse! Broken toes are a lot worse than a broken rib,” said the ex ER star turned movie star!

At the Michael Clayton premiere Clooney’s hand barely left Larson’s arm. “We’ve got to show up! I was working today, you know!” said Clooney making light of the crash. “You can’t show up for that and not show up for this!

And George Clooney is back at work on a new movie starring good buddy Brad Pitt in “Burn After Reading”. But Brad Pitt came to the Michael Clayton premiere. “I think I will see him later, I’ve talked to him a couple of times, but haven’t seen him yet!”

So how did this happen? “We were trying to find motorcycles to ride,” said Clooney. “It’s hard this weekend to find a bike to ride because it was a sunny warm weekend, so other than flying through the air, it was really perfect.” But as for attending any after parties he joked, “Partying on pain killers!”

24 STAR ARRESTED AGAIN!

At a party a few hours before his run in with police, Kiefer Sutherland said “It’s the most difficult time for us, because it’s the only time we really work in a vacuum.” Sutherland was talking about how long a wait it has been for the new season of 24 while partying at a casino. At 1:10 am he was pulled over by police for making an illegal U turn, the charge was a misdemeanor, the bail 25,000 dollars and Kiefer’s blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit. The 40 year old actor posted bail and was released around 5am that morning from the Hollywood Police Station. To make things even worse the 24 actor is still on probation from a 2004 drunken driving arrest. He has in the past acknowledged that his drinking is a liability. He said in a magazine article that, “My drinking absolutely causes me the most grief.” As for this latest drunk driving incident, he had no comment at this time.

Was that Britney Spears at the stroke of midnight with her sons in the back seat holding hands. Britney and her boys were besieged by paparazzi! A bit late for Britney’s kids, but they seemed happy!

Zac Efron was on hand at the X BOX Halo 3 launch party and was asked candidly about his girlfriend Vanessa, but he played mum. “Haha, when have I ever talked about my person life?” But he did reveal that they are in negations for a High School Musical 3. “It looks like it may be a go,” said the heartthrob Efron. “I see it coming and hope we have a good story!”

Oscar De La Hoya Photos in Drag Bombshell

Oscar de la Hoya is denying that the photos of him with Malana the exotic dancer in a hotel room are real. The photos are faked! She is now at the center of the Oscar de la Hoya bombshell he supposedly posed for in drag.



“I would never want to blackmail him or sell those pictures” said the 22 year old dancer. But the plan over the photos was already in motion in a voice mail that was made public: Malana’s voice is clearly heard on the voice mail. “I can’t believe we did this. This is so stupid because I coulda’ gotten so much more money out of this,” says the frantic female voice that sounds like the dancer. If this is her on the voice mail than she did try and blackmail the Olympic superstar boxer de la Hoya!

The voice babbles on. “What am I going to do now?…What is going to happen to me? But she still says that it really is the boxer in her photos of the fancy dress up. “They are my mementos!” She insists they were not alone and said, “It was like a slumber party with a bunch of girls, but only Oscar de la Hoya happened to be in it!”

Oscar de la Hoya lawyers hired a photo expert who said that the photos are fake and it is not de la Hoya in them! “A woman contacted Mr. de la Hoya and demanded $160,000 dollars but he refused to pay,” said the statement. But Oscar de la Hoya has this to say about the sexy in drag photo session: “I have no reason to make any payoffs to anyone!”

Malana is heard on the voice mail say that Oscar is an idol of America, and she just trashed his image. “Nobody…everybody hates him for doing this,” stated the exotic dancer on the tape. She said that de la Hoya had been friends with her for the last 10 months. The caller on the voice mail goes on to say, “This was not worth it, the price that we’re paying for it. I’m really upset about this! I can’t sleep. I can’t eat. I’m throwing up and I can’t believe I paid to come to you guys. I wish we’d been a lot smarter!” But in an interview today, the petite pretty dancer said “This is not a joking matter and I don’t want to extort anyone for money! But it looks like she tried.

WAS OJ SIMPSON SET UP?

OJ Simpson’s friend and co defendant William Alexander has been released on bail and is backing up Simpson’s claim that he was double crossed for the alleged armed robbery of sports items belonging to OJ in a Las Vegas Casino. “Yes, it was a setup,” says Alexander. “OJ was double crossed, you know. It was a double cross he was put in and at the time he was not aware that this was going to happen to him!” Both Simpson and Alexander, as well as other defendants are due back in Las Vegas court sometime in October!


WILL ROCK AND ROLL PRODUCER’S HANDS STOP SHAKING IN COURT?

Rock and Roll producer and songwriter Phil Spector was back in court rocking and rolling his hands as he tends to do during the entire trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. While the jury is deadlocked, Spector seems to be mentally singing one of his hits as his hands shake and he is doing nothing to stop it.

Meanwhile the judge has issued new instructions to the jury that legal analysts say could gain Spector an appeal. Time will tell but maybe he is shaking his hands to confuse the jury. Or maybe Phil Spector is rocking and rolling in his own head and shutting himself inside his brain where it is safe. Could he be playing the sick card, what’s his “hand” now?

GEORGE CLOONEY NURSES BROKEN RIB AFTER MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT



George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson (Fear Factor) was seen on crutches after their near fatal motorcycle accident. She sustained a broken foot and Clooney is nursing a broken rib. George Clooney’s girlfriend said that she is doing better and so is Clooney! The two stars were in a scary motorcycle crash! A bandaged up Clooney stepped out wearing an arm cast and the accident occurred when Clooney rented a Harley Davidson motorcycle and they were riding down the street. A car side swiped the couple in New Jersey outside of New York City. A witness saw the whole thing. “I didn’t realize who it was until someone whispered to me that that was George Clooney,” said Jerry Zaslavsky who was on the scene. Eyewitnesses said that after the crash Clooney seemed more concerned with his girlfriend Sarah Larson. The former Fear Factor contestant has become the envy of many women since she started quietly dating Clooney. Larson was spotted smooching Clooney and accompanying him to events for the last few months. He was very concerned with her after the accident. He kissed her and said, “I love you and it’s going to be okay! According to police reports both Clooney and the other driver blamed each other for the accident on Friday night. Clooney and Larson, who were both thankfully wearing helmets, were taken to a nearby hospital for treatment of their injuries. Larson suffered 2 broken toes and the former ER star Clooney was treated for road burn and a broken rib. Both were released and Larson was seen the next day at Barney’s Clothing store on a shopping spree. Police said that no one has been cited or ticketed for the accident because of the conflicting information. It’s under investigation.

“REALITY MINUTE” RADIO GOES ON FOURTH YEAR AS IT GEARS UP TO TAKE ON A NEW SEASON OF “SURVIVOR” KICKING OFF COVERAGE ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

Reality Expert And Star Jonathan Baker (“Amazing Race”) And Ara Andonian Host This Popular Radio Show Keeping Fans Posted On Their Favorite Reality Obsessions

Los Angeles, September 20, 2007 -- “Reality Minute” Radio (www.realityminute.com) has kept reality fans satiated over the last four years with the latest updates and inside scoop on their favorite competition reality shows including “Amazing Race,” “Big Brother” and “Survivor.” With tons of guests over the years including reality stars and reality-obsessed experts, people turn to “Reality Minute” to keep up on the latest happenings in the exciting (and addictive) world of competitive reality programming including the new season of “Survivor: China” coverage kicking off on Friday, September 21 at 12PM (PST).

Hosted by reality star Jonathan Baker who garnered national attention in the groundbreaking five-time Emmy Award winning series CBS “Amazing Race 6” with his wife Victoria Fuller, Jonathan knows the reality ropes and keeps the show lively with his latest coverage, guests and reality expertise. Jonathan has continued to be a big fan of “Amazing Race” and a major promoter of the show striving to keep it as the only Emmy award winning show in the reality programming category. Jonathan has also been on popular reality shows including E!’s “The Girls Next Door,” NBC’s “Celebrity/Reality Fear Factor” and Bravo’s “Battle of the Network Reality Stars.”

Join www.realityminute.com every Friday at noon for the latest CBS “Survivor: China” scoop. “Reality Minute” is also aired live in Canada on Ara Andonian’s Afternoon Drive on The River (97.5) in Kamloops, B.C.

“We’ve loved every second of capturing the exciting and fast-paced world of competitive reality television on our show “Reality Minute,” said Baker. “And this new season of ‘Survivor’ promises to bring even more exciting coverage with plenty of intrigue, strategy and inside scoop, we’ll be there!”

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BRITNEY SPEARS IS CRYING REAL TEARS!

Britney Spears is facing a new legal drama when charged with hit and run after hitting another vehicle in Malibu. Britney broke down in tears in the middle of truly terrible day. Just after she was charged with hit and run!


If convicted the fallen pop star faces up to one year in jail and a hefty fine. The charges, which include driving without a license stem from that notorious fender bender in August when she smashed into another vehicle parked next to her. It was all caught on tape as Britney inspected her own car. She said “Did I hurt my car?” And then she walked away without even looking at the other car she smashed into which sustained damage too.

“She is very selfish. She doesn’t seem to give anything back and she has so much,” said Kim Robard Rifkin, the owner of the other vehicle. “And I think if there is a sin that is one of them,” said the California nurse whose car Britney hit. Britney caused $3000 dollars worth of damage. And Rifklin said she’s not heard once from the singer or anybody that works for her. “She has to follow the same laws as everyone else does,” said Rifkin. “I don’t’ mean to inflict pain on her life, but she is in a very self destructive phase and I feel sorry for her, but enough is enough, she hit my car!”

Britney’s arraignment on the misdemeanor charges filed by the L.A. City Attorney is set for October 10th. But her breakdown was captured on film as she left her new attorney’s office high profile divorce lawyer Sorrel Trope … then she went to get drug tested which she must do twice a week. One paparazzi asked her candidly, “Britney, can you tell us why you’re crying today?” Britney Spears has jetted to Atlanta for a few days to escape all the hoopla of her life!

OJ SIMPSON TURNS TABLES ON CHRISTY PRODY

OJ Simpson is a magnet for trouble…and appears that his temper has a lot to do with it. Last summer he went into a jealous rage over his girlfriend’s alleged affair with the gardener.

Simpson accused her of cheating on him with their handsome landscaper. He attracted the attention of local police there. Published reports say he threatened to kill Jamos Gonzales who worked for the disgraced football star at his million dollar Miami home. The jealous fury is a disturbing echo of the rage prosecutors clamed led to murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, where OJ was acquitted. The landscaper said OJ Simpson left abusive message on his answering machine, then OJ drove over to Gonzales’ house with Prody. OJ supposedly yelled, “Come on out here I’m going to kill you!” It was also reported that the landscaper and Prody were involved in some sort of drug sales. Prody and Gonzales were arrested and she was released and had to pay a fine. If you are all wondering how Simpson has a million dollar home, he gets $400,000 in pensions from the NFL that cannot be taken from him.

SIDEBAR ON CHRISTY PRODY KILLING HER CAT!

O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been accused of murdering her cat. Last year, Prody left the cat alone in her Miami home for a month without food and water. She faces up to a year in jail and a $5,000 fine.

POOR LINDSAY LOHAN EMBROILED IN DIVORCE OF BRITISH HEIRESS!

A British heiress has started divorce proceedings in the wake of claims that Lindsay Lohan had sex with her musician husband in the toilet of a rehab clinic.

Sensational divorce papers identifying Mean Girls star Lohan were filed last week by US lawyers acting for Stephanie Allen, 28, whose family is worth £720 million.

Mother-of-two Stephanie, from Lincolnshire, pulls no punches against her husband Tony, 39, the Dead Stays Alive frontman, in the 52-pages filed in Chatham County Court in Savannah, Georgia.

Lindsay Lohan spells out her message to the paparazzi in America's Midwest today

Stephanie states that her three-year marriage "is irretrievably broken" and gives the grounds for divorce as his "adultery" and 'cruel treatment.' The papers also accuse her husband of being "guilty of habitual drug addiction" and that she should retain custody of their eight-month-old twins.

The lawyers do not name Lohan in the actual complaint but they refer to her husband's "conduct and relationship with another woman" as described in an American magazine and on showbiz internet sites.

But Exhibit 'A', which is attached to the divorce papers, includes articles claiming Lohan, 21, who has had an on-off affair with Calum Best, started a relationship with Tony Allen while they were both being treated at the Cirque Lodge clinic in Utah.

One of the articles attached to the exhibit was featured last week in America's In Touch magazine. It states that there has been "no word on whether or not Tony was the fellow rehabber caught bonking Blohan in a Cirque Lodge john."

Tony Allen, whitewater rafting with Lindsay Lohan as part of an activity organised by their rehab centre, has described the actress as 'my friend'
Stephanie's lawyers chose the magazine article to support her case for divorce because it quotes an onlooker as saying: "They looked very cute together. You could definitely tell from watching them that there was something going on. It was very apparent they were a couple."

Another insider reportedly told the magazine: "He's an artist, so he and Lindsay could relate. No-one else in rehab at the time was in the entertainment industry, so I think that's how they started talking, and they bonded that way.

"They were bound to get close – it just happens, especially when two people have so much in common."

The source went on to say Tony had left rehab but intended to stay in contact with Lohan who is still in the drugs clinic.

The papers reveal that Stephanie wed Tony on December 18, 2004, and lived together as "husband and wife" until August 24 this year in their 850,000pnds home near Savannah, Georgia. They started "living in a bona fide state of separation" about a month ago, according to the documents.

Tony Allen is the front man of Dead Stays Alive Stephanie's lawyers ask the court to keep secret details of a 'Post-Nuptial Agreement' between Tony and the heiress whose family founded the Lincolnshire-based Linpac packaging company which makes boxes for McDonald's.

They also ask for the financial agreement which was entered into on November 18, 2005 - eleven months after their marriage - to be enforced.

A huge amount of money could be at stake as Stephanie's dad and his four sisters sold Linpac in 2002 netting the family a cool £720 million fortune and still kept a £140 million stake in the company.

In her affidavit to the court Stephanie says: "The Post-Nuptial Agreement sets forth my separate property and also defines and sets forth what is considered marital property."

She continues: "My husband entered a drug rehabilitation centre in Utah...on or about July 11, 2007. After my husband's return from said rehabilitation I was bombarded by telephone call alerting me to the fact that my husband's conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines.

"I am in fear that if my financial circumstances become public record, reporters will be camped outside my home. I am in fear for the safety and well being of my family including my children."

Stephanie is said to have been "devasted" by the allegations that Tony had sex with Lohan in a toilet and booted him out of their home.

A friend reportedly said: "She has had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age."

Tony has denied the Lohan sex claims, saying: "We're great friends. We share a common affliction, and we just talk about life sometimes."

But another report claims that when mates in a bar quizzed him about it, he boasted: "C'mon, it's Lindsay Lohan. Hell, yes! Wouldn't you?"

In one of the internet reports provided to the court, Lohan is said to have written to a friend: "I met a guy, Super sweet and caring."

But, she added: "He's got someone, and I don't want to come between any relationship. I'd hate to be the other woman." Her representatives insist Lohan has not written about a rumoured romance.

In July Lohan was arrested for drink-driving and cocaine possession after a 2am car chase in Santa Monica, California, in which she pursued the terrified mum of her recently-resigned personal assistant.

SEE LESLIE SIEGEL DO VIDEO "SOON I'LL FLY BACK" LONG BEFORE MTV WAS POPULAR AT LAX AIRPORT BEFORE FENCES AND BARRIERS!



BACK TO GOSSIP

George Clooney was hurt in a motorcycle accient when another car hit him and his girlfriend. She sustained a broken foot and he has fractured 3 ribs, but will be okay, lucky!

Britney Spears was seen driving around with a baby's pacificer in her mouth among other things. Her bodyguard is spilling the beans after he was fired!

Michael Jackson former bodyguard when Jackson was in Las Vegas was stiffed two months pay and then we see Michael Jackson buying a collectors poster of the Beatles for $2,000. Why doesn't Michael Pay his bills!

OJ SIMPSON is now once again tucked away in Florida with girlfriend Christy Prody who made a statement to papparazzi saying she stands by her man 100% and that he is a good guy and wouln't hurt anyone! Leslie Siegel blogger queen thinks Simpson was framed by police!

It's the one year mark of Daniel Smith Annna Nicole Smith's son and Anna Nicole's mother was seen at the burial site in Bermuda where she is fighting Larry Birkhead for visitation rights although he has a different spin saying she is fighting for full custody and that is why she was not invited to the big party for Dannylyn's 1st birthday bash at a socialite neighbor's estate in Kentucky! The baby has already generated millions and there are projects in the works!

Angie Jolie has admitted that she is skinny because of breast feeding and also the death of her beloved mother! She says she is trying to put on weight and Brad Pitt has been very supportive, even giving up cigarettes in front of her! The kids are thriving ... all 4 from Shiloh to Pax to Maddox to Sahara!

Blogger queen reports that the set of new Batman series is thriving and everyone is getting along great and having a lot of fun with this movie! No problems or divas in sight!

Lindsay Lohan is laying low in Rehab, not much to say about her when she went underground!

Britney Spears has to answer charges of a hit and run from August and may even see some jail time. She is being called to court sometime in mid October!

Lane Garrison is not exactly thriving in jail these days even though his hit series is! He is doing his 90 days for a manslaughter charge and other drug charges in the death of a popular Beverly Hills High School kid!

Oprah Winfrey is rumored to have a thyroid condition that makes you have symptoms of change of life for women! When blogger queen Leslie Siegel read that, Leslie Siegel realized that she too has same condition on another level, not as bad as Oprah, but there all the same. Good luck Oprah in treating this!

Tom Cruise is still in Berlin filming the controversial movie, or is it that in Germany Scientology is banned and bad? Whatever the fact is the Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes are dealing with it, and Katie has been seen with her baby strolling the shops and buying the latest fashions and watching her baby take first steps while Tom films.

Blogger queen Leslie Siegel's rival Perez Hilton must be crying that his show was blocked out in Los Angeles and west coast, 1, 2, 3, AWWWWWWW~ No big loss fans! Perez Hilton's show sucks because he is no showman, he is a freak who hides behind a website that doesn't even write good articles, just steals photos and does one liners so his show isn't making a big debut like SURVIVOR 12 is CHINA is the location and go to http://www.realityminute.com where Jonathan Baker Reality TV expert is manning the radio and telling it like it is!

BE WELL

OH WHERE OH WHERE WILL MERV GRIFFIN's BILLIONS GO?

Merv Griffin was so generous with family and charities that no one doubted for one second that the secretly gay TV icon would split his $1 billion dollar fortune between those two entities of family and his pet projects which were many. As the 82 year old well known slipped in and out of a semi coma due to chemo drugs and morphine his only son Tony Griffin said, "Dad, I wish you Godspeed on your journey to Heaven!" There were tears in Tony Griffin's eyes as well as the others in the room who were close to Merv Griffin gay or otherwise. But when Merv Griffin's lungs started to give out and his body was shutting down. "We transferred him to the ICU immedately," said a hospital source close to the action. Then his heart started to beat irratically and his color went full ashen. Again Tony Griffin spoke up in the room to his father and announced, "Dad, if you feel the time is right, then it's OK to let go because the angels are waiting for you," said Tony Griffin reported Leslie Siegel Blogger Queen. It was very full of love, devotion and heartfelt affection between father and son!

Leslie Siegel reports that Merv Griffin's Will left the most to his son Tony. "Tony is a very, very, very rich man now," said a friend who will be at the funeral. Merv Griffin didn't forget any family members and considered his grandkids his pride and joy and had left them trust funds of an excess of over a million dollars each! But was Merv Griffin Gay? Leslie Siegel reports that there is a surge of inquiries about Merv Griffin being gay or practicing homosexuality, which he probably may have, but Merv Griffin was a very private man, like any other billionaire who wanted privacy, but there are rumors of wild pool parties and gay happenings surrounding Merv Griffin and that his marriage was very "low-key", but whatever he was, Merv Griffin was a true blue icon and he will always be remembered for wondering if he was gay and his fine work on television and game shows as well as his dapper quiet nature and kind demeanor gay or not!

JESSICA SIMPSON IS A BITCH ON SET OF "MAJOR MOVIE STAR" HER LATEST FILM!

Yes, it's true reports Leslie Siegel that Jessica 'Daisy Duke' Simpson is a full on diva bitch on the set of her new film Major Movie Star. Says one military insider involved in the flick "We are ready to give Jessica Simpson a dishonorable discharge!" Besides being a spoiled little brat and acting like a little girl throwing a tantrum, Jessica Simpson is constantly complaining mostly about the intense summer heat of Louisiana where they are filming on a military base. "Jessica Simpson has stunned everyone on the set with her rude behavior," said one inside set person. "And Jessica Simpson swears like a frickin' sailor especially the "F" word," said one lightweight Production assistant who witnessed it all. And the Dukes of Hazzard actress barely speaks with her co-star Vivica A. Fox. "She's been eating by herself and isolating herself a lot," said Ms. Fox while she sat with other cast members during lunch on the set. "I saw her throw a shoe at one of her assistants," said one set wardrobe gal. "But you should have seen her total meltdown when we filmed the obstacle course scene!" Jessica Simpson threw a fit at the wardrobe crew whom she seemed to be directing most of her frustrations. But when Jessica Simpson was a "no show" for graduation of 300 cadets that she had committed to, her real self shined through loud and clear. "A lot of these guys are being shipped off to Iraq," said one soldier working with the film crew on the base where Jessica Simpson is filming. "Even Vivica Fox showed up and posed for photos and signed autographs!" Everyone seemed very disappointed in Jessica Simpson so let's hope Jessica's new movie isn't a bomb as well as her attitude says Leslie Siegel Blogger Queen!

PLAYBOY MANSION SEXUAL ASSAULT CALLED OFF BY LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT AS OF AUGUST 13, 2007!!!

The LAPD personally called Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion this morning and told Hef that the LAPD is dropping the case and closing it out and there will be no more investigation, case closed!


A source at Playboy said "It was all B.S. when they started that investigation," said Jonathan Baker who is a long time friend of Hugh Hefner and whose Artist wife Victoria Fuller was once a Playboy Centerfold. "I talked with Hef this morning and that is what he told me," said the Reality TV celebrity and Amazing Race Alumni! More information at http://www.realityminute.com

K-FED FOLLOWS THRU BRITNEY SPEARS ASSISTANT SERVED COURT PAPERS!

Leslie Siegel reports that the assistant to Britney Spears was 'served' Sunday as part of an ongoing custody battle that K-Fed is ready to open up like a can of worms. Now that the two are officially divorced K-Fed's camp can begin the process of a legal matter which everyone knows is fighting for fole custody of the kids, which would give K-Fed much more money and power.



Meanwhile, Brit's assistant Alli Sims has been asked to give her depo "in connection with the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline issue," and of course gave no other information according to Leslie Siegel.

It has been no secret since the beginning of their relatinship that if it did fail, that Kevin Federline would fight to get sole custody of his two kids with the pop tart star. Leslie Siegel reports that serving the assistant of Britney Spears might be able to prove who is the most responsible parent. "Ms. Sims is believed to have relevant information," said an attorney. And there is a custody hearing on August 14, 2007 which might be the reason for the depo.

Spears, 25 and Federline, 29 have been sharing in a joint custody capacity, but now Federline wants sole custody of both their sons, 22-month-old Sean Preston and 10-month-old Jayden James. Leslie Siegel believes that K-Fed will not gain full custody, and Britney will clean up her act. Any woman that has gone through what she has in such a short amount of time would only be a bit crazy, but she will bounce back!

MERV GRIFFIN DIES AT 82 AND DIES WITH SECRET OF WHETHER HE WAS GAY OR NOT!

LOS ANGELES CA ... Show host, big band singer, Eva Gabor's 'friend' Merv Griffin has died from complications from Prostate Cancer which had wracked his body for the past few months! The one who is responsible for ultra game shows such as Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy had family around him when he passed away Sunday, but not the questions of his sexuality that Leslie Siegel Blogger Queen of Gossip wants to know now that he is passed away. The 82 year old multi millionaire and business man was dogged for years about whether he is gay or not, and even Perez Hilton questioned it.



Leslie Siegel reports that Griffin had meager beginnings as a radio singer out of San Francisco in the early days. He even was a film actor and then a game show host and finally his own show The Merv Griffin Show in the early 1970's. He had the keen ability to really hear his guests and that helped his success, although many wondered if he was gay or not gay. Not many know this, but Merv Griffin wrote the theme song to Jeopardy which will live on. But was he gay? Was he bi-sexual ... and so what if he was? I feel he was bi-sexual, and as time progresses we will find out for sure.

His son Tony Griffin had this to say, "My father was a visionary. He loved business and continued his many projects and holdings even while hospitalized." Son Tony added much of the monies generated from the game shows into stocks, bonds and investments that paid off in Real Estate, and he quips that he "...was never so bored in my life."

Merv Griffin also purchased the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills CA for a mere $100.2 million and then totally redecorated, which also asks the question of the hour ... WAS MERV GRIFFIN GAY? Other than that questions, Merv Griffin did say this, "I love the gamesmanship," he told a big magazine. "This may sound strange, but it parallels the game shows I've been involved in," he said.

He was married, but would that really matter with closet gays, because his wife Julann said something that made his day as he puts it, "Julann's idea was a twist on the usual question-answer format of the quiz shows of the Fifties," he wrote in his autobiography. "Her idea was to give the contestants the clue as the answer, and they had to come up with the appropriate answer!"

Doris Day who was close with Rock Hudson who was gay saw Merv Griffin in a band in Las Vegas and was taken with the singer so she sent him to a big studio and they offered him a contract.

Not many know this reports Leslie Siegel on Merv Griffin, but when Jack Paar was going to retire in 1962, the network considered Griffin, but Johnny Carson landed the gig instead, but that did not stop Merv Griffin who created a sort of daytime Johnny Carson on NBC, but it was cancelled due to it being a bit sophisticated for the housewives!

Even Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger mentioned Merv Griffin. "My very first U.S. talk show appearance was on 'The Merv Griffin Show' in 1974. We became good friends, and Merv has always been a big part of my success," the ex actor bodybuilder said. "Merv excelled at whatever he put his mind to, and will remain a legend in the hearts and minds of Californians forever."

Maybe if Merv was gay it won't come out and no one will care! He was an icon and a very generous beautiful person and will be missed.

HOLLYWOOD'S DRUG COUNTER-CELEBRITY CULTURE IS ALIVE AND WELL!

Today is like yesterday, so it’s business as usual in Hollywood with celebrities surrounded by ‘Enablers’circling like vultures! Leslie Siegel reports that stars and Hollywood Hotties alike are constantly around people who will do anything to be near them! Remember Kurt Cobain during the early 1990’s. He was hiding lifetime depression and a massive heroin addiction. Detox and rehab never helped Kurt Cobain and he ended up shooting himself in the head with a rifle. And 1 year before River Phoenix died of a speed-ball of Cocaine and Heroin injected, plus they found Valium in his bloodstream and he died in front of the Viper Club in Hollywood.

Child star Corey Haim is a good example of Hollywood kids gone good, bad then good. “I had to create a regiment, I had to have a discussion with other people who knew the pitfalls!” he said candidly. “I almost lost my life due to drugs, but I’m sober now!” With a highly rated TV reality show with friend and fellow actor Corey Feldman, also sober and clean, the 2 have come to terms with Hollywood’s Drug Counter-Celebrity Culture!

According to Blogger queen of Gossip Leslie Siegel Corey Feldman added to the story by saying, “I became an addict and I went through everything possible, but I can say that I am now 100% sober and clean, all before the age of 19!

Leslie Siegel says that any attention would be good attention for these Hollywood celebrity kids like Lohan, Hilton (not Perez) and Richie, to name a few. People forget the older ones like Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, a front man heavily addicted to heroin! As his health deteriorated his heart let out. Bob Weir said, “Well, for some reason the drugs we did in the 60’s were different. It was an adventure, it was fun and pure, now it’s an escape!”

Boy George knows what’s up now. “There was no where to hide,” he said honestly. Culture Club was top form in the 1980’s. “It became humiliating with all the Cocaine and drugs,” he admitted. “And I became garbage in the spotlight and I had to clean up or die!”

Leslie Siegel reports that #1 rated Publicist to the stars Howard Bragman knows the score with his P.R. experiences. “Hollywood is a playground of insecurity that leads to drugs and there is a path that they tend to take to be become an addictive personality, it’s a recipe for substance abuse,” said the P.R. man.

The bottom line in Hollywood is that there is an unprecendented access to drugs. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith is a prime example! He went to rehab and cleaned up and has been sober for years. In his words, “It’s really important to take your power back, because it’s so easy to lose it,” said the rocker.

They are the lucky ones who found out in time. So those rock icons like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison didn’t have the strength or means back then to deal with the addiction. Now counselors are available and the Hollywood culture is getting help!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON RUMOR OF PORN WRONG!

It's been said in movie circles for weeks, but it looks like Scarlett Johansson won't be taking her clothes off anytime soon. In the last few months Leslie Siegel has heard that Johansson was going to take the role of porn star Jenna Jameson in a movie based on Jameson's book "HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR". But it is only a rumor which was quickly denied by Johansson reps.



Johansson, a sexual dynamo in her own right was quoted as saying that Jameson "has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy." But it's all Lost In Translation for the actress and Leslie Siegel reports that Johansson sin't taking on the role.

Jenna Jameson even said in a quoted article in People Magazine that "she became quite fond of the 22-year-old Johansson after her performance in the movie Lost in Translation," Jenna Jameson wenton to say that Johansson "has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy. The girl could play me." It would seem to Leslie Siegel that Jameson went a bit overboard when she went on to say that the Aussie actress was "...amazing, smart, funny, She's stunning," said Jameson when the two met briefly.

Jameson stated that even though Johansson isn't playing the role, that they are looking for an actress "who can bring some depth" to the role!

OCEAN'S 13 CAST IN FRANCE FOR FILM FESTIVAL

It was George Clooney and his gang of Ocean's 13 guys together again!



They are all in France to promote Ocean's 13 at a French Film Fest!

When George Clooney was in Japan to promote the latest Ocean's sequel he was very serious as he always is: "Well," said George "We tried to fire both Matt Damon and Brad Pitt but they kept coming back!"

USHER AND LADY WEDDING ON HOLD?

Usher and his lady were seen holding hands and shopping and said there is not 1 ounce of truth to the rumors of why they had to cancel their wedding last minute!



When his bride to be was asked how she was, she said, "I am feeling fine!" According to Leslie Siegel Usher had to cancel last minute because his bride was having cramps from the stress and she is pregnant!

IS NICOLE RICHIE PREGNANT?

According to Leslie Siegel Nicole Richie is pregnant and it is no longer hearsay or rumor. Nicole Richie did a nice magazine spread for OK MAGAZINE that comes out on Friday where Nicole will talk about motherhood, babies, but NOT wedding Plans. Nicole Richie will talk about her pals Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton and their troubles!

LESLIE SIEGEL REPORTS THAT NICOLE RICHIE IS PREGGERS!!!! NICOLE RICHIE IS PREGNANT!



LOS ANGELES CA After a paper mill of rumors Nicole Richie has finally confirmed that is indeed pregnant which is no surpirse to Leslie Siegel.

"Yes I am. We are," Richie told ABC News' Diane Sawyer during an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer. "I'm almost four months," beamed Nicole with boyfriend Joel right by her side.

So finally Nicole Richie has ended the speculation and rumor mill by telling ABC's Diane Sawyer that "We are," meaning she and her rock band beau Joel Madden are going to have a baby! Good Charlotte band leader JOEL MADDEN is the poppa.

The hard partying skinny as a rail Nicole Richie talked a bit bout her party dog ways with her counterparts Linsday Lohan Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, which she admitted brought on bad examples for her fans. The star of "The Simple Life" also had this to say to legal problems "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving, I would," Richie said. "And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

See the Nicole Richie interview in full on "Good Morning America" this Thursday, and then Friday on 20/

SO LESLIE SIEGEL TELLS WHAT'S UP WITH TWIN TOWERS COUNTY JAIL ALUMNI PARIS HILTON!

Paris Hilton said that she is "okay" with the cancelation of THE SIMPLE LIFE! "We had a lot of fun and the show is just coming to an end after 5 great seasons. We had fun!" Soon Paris Hilton will be moving and is looking around for new digs. She said she is sad to have to leave her home that is on the market for over 4 mil!

K-FED AND BRITNEY?

Leslie Siegel reports that K-FED and BRITNEY SPEARS are officially divorced but Kevin wants FULL CUSTODY of his 2 CHILDREN with BRIT, though K-Fed has not filed anything in court as of yet!



K-Fed has been a little busy with his Vanity Fair shoot reports Leslie Siegel. K-Fed joked that he is single and ready for some new Hollywood Hottie! K-Fed lamented that "It's no fun being high strung," as he got ready for the shoot. "My mother said I am Hollywood's biggest womanizer. Hey, I'm player status ... I LOVE WOMEN, I MEAN I REALLY LOVE WOMEN, YOU KNOW," K-Fed said. It's more than meets the eye in the initial attraction with K-FED! He would like to hook up with someone high profile!

LESLIE SIEGEL BLOGGER QUEEN QUICK GOSSIP BLIPS!

Joel and Nicole are saying that they are NOT engaged and don't plan on it any time soon, even if Nicole is pregnant!

Same Fall Out Boy who is rumored to be with Ashley Simpson but no one is talking and mum is the word on them! For a rock star to be with a female celebrity is like a one way ticket to instant fame according to sources!

ARE JAKE G. AND REESE W. AN ITEM?

AND WHO IS GOING TO SUE LINSDAY LOHAN FOR $7500.00?

JASON LEE, PATRICK WARBURTON AND JIM BELUSHI CRIME FIGHITNG DOG MOVIE UNDERDOG!

UNDERDOG was down on 42nd Street with Polly Purebred in tow! Jason Lee does the voice of Underdog. Amy Adams plays Polly, but was at premiere in a figure hugging Versace dress. Jason Lee was in the moment when he said, "I think I'm going to get a Beagle!"

BLOGGER QUEEN BACK IN HOLLYWOOD

Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker were on hand to greet fans for RUSH HOUR 3. Asked if there will be a RUSH HOUR 4, Chris Tucker replied "If they want to see it, we'll do another one!" Jackie Chan was joking with reporters when one said, "Hey Jackie, people who jump off the Effel Tower usually get killed!" Jackie Chan piped up and said "Well, I guess we are just lucky!" Brian Grazer and Brett Ratner director was there as well and are excited about this 3rd installment.

TOM CRUISE A LION FOR A LAMB?

TOM CRUISE will be starring in LIONS FOR LAMBS so look for it. Cruise plays a senator who takes on Meryl Streep with Robert Redford as a Hollywood heavy weight! LIONS FOR LAMBS OPENS IN NOVEMBER!

NICOLAS CAGE KIDNAPS PRESIDENT?

What this is about is treasure that makes history, it's so fascinating. In this new movie they find the diary of John Wilkes Booth that holds many secrets like in the first film, but this one links more co-conspirators to the death of President Lincoln and CAGE's character's great, great grandfather is on the list. The movie also stars Jon Voight, Cage & Ed Harris. Jerry Bruckheimer blockbuster sequel is high thrills and has a wry sense of humor. Cage is great in the role. The first one made $347 million dollar, so BOOK OF SECRETS is sure to make more and is out December 21st.OUT

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